I might be a bit new to this Sex Wagon but the one rule we all must abide by... The Ak Man comes first! If your friend doesn't understand this you might have to slap an ezekiel on him/her in honor of the hunkiest of hunks - Sexyama.
It is obvious why Sakuraba thought he was vasolined up. His skin is as soft as a babies behind. He has a perfectly coiffed head of hair, but the rest of his body is as hairless as that of a dolphin.