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Old 06-21-2008, 02:24 AM   #11 (permalink)

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What qualifies as passing knowledge? Knowing who Tito Ortiz is?
No, I don't think she knows Tito.

I don't remember exactly, but she had a classroom incident where the topic of MMA came up and the students were aghast that she could say something nontrivial about it.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:25 AM   #12 (permalink)

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Old 06-21-2008, 02:25 AM   #13 (permalink)

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No, I don't think she knows Tito.

I don't remember exactly, but she had a classroom incident where the topic of MMA came up and the students were aghast that she could something nontrivial about it.
Maybe she called it MMA and not Ultimate Fighting. That'd shock the hell out of me if I heard it from a person who doesn't know much about mma, and she wouldn't even really need to know much. Just that alone.

And you are lucky as hell, by the way.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:27 AM   #14 (permalink)

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This could backfire. What if she falls in love with Fedor during the show?
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She should be happy about it. If she has passing knowledge of MMA she'll know Tim Syvlia vs Fedor will be a great fight and mean alot about MMA as a whole. If she's not happy just say she doesn't have to go and pick up and escort somewhere in Anaheim that will be thankful for your wallet.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:32 AM   #16 (permalink)

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This could backfire. What if she falls in love with Fedor during the show?
No problem. I have a BB in Taekwondo.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:32 AM   #17 (permalink)

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If she says anything, put her in a guillotine and take one of her hot friends instead.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i just bought two tickets to Affliction in Anaheim and emailed my wife (who is on vacation in Holland) that we have "a date" on July 19th.

$440 for tickets

In the past she's had a pretty low opinion of MMA, but recently she started teaching at a community college, and found that her "passing" knowledge of MMA really impressed her students.

Am I in the doghouse?
If your wife won't go, my wife and I will take the tickets while you stay at home and watch figure skating.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:35 AM   #19 (permalink)

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if your wife won't go, can i go with you? haha
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damnit why done women just understand sometimes...
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