Roungh Night After Ufc 83

[thebluerider]

This was actually funny.

I blew all over his face and felt really gay right after,

Indeed

[ElMeroMero]

Originally Posted by Southerthunder

Well it was my first time in canada and I had a really good time,the crowd and atmosphere was great and the fights were preety good.I really had a fun time at ufc,I went to the ufc afterpary and met a few of the fighters and got to shake gsp's hand a take a pic,I looked for kalib starnes but he wasent their, he must have ran off some where before I got their .I was wearing some kick ass warrior wear shorts and had a white affliction tshirt on (I regret wearing it).Well I was trying to get some chicks but was striking out like the expos and gave up after a few trys,I got lucky and snagged a girl and was being real grabby with her.After about 30 minutes or so she asked me if I wanted to leave with her and go to her place

then all of a sudden a sweedish looking guido guy wearing a gsp bandana and a sherdog t-shirt came over and threw up all over my date and she got really fucking mad and walked off,I was real pissed but I started to feel sorry for the guy becasue he was real fucked up so I gave him a ride back to his hotel,the whole time on the way over to his hotel he kept talking about sherdog and how he was a forum mod and had all kinds connections and was acting all important and shit.We got to his room and we had a few xyience energy drinks and vodka and talked a bit,I was geting bored and told him I had to go and right before I walked out he grabbed my junk and said let me suck your dick and I said wtf!!!!!!dude but I was realy buzzed at this point and he had eyeliner on so I let him suck my junk,he used his teeth a bit but damn he could swallow a cucumber without gagging.I blew all over his face and felt really gay right after,I tried to leave again but he grabbed my hand and asked if I could do one more thing and I was like "what dude" he then proceeded to ask me if I would take a dump on his chest,I was like fuck no!! so he asked if I could fuck him and told me not to worry because he shaved his arse,I had him bent over and his butthole really looked like chewed up bubble gum so I was kinda mad and grabbed him by his gsp bandana and bulldozed his ass and I blew in him.Right after I pulled out he farted and got it all over my affliction tshirt and said "I was not impressed with your performance" and I got up and took off my shirt off and said fuck you and left,here I am 30 years old in canada shirtless and fucking gsp fans.I'm never going to canada ever again and you guys should learn from my mistakes but I really would like to know wich mod it was .

LOL I see what you did there.

And I probably know who it was

[Joe McPherson]

chewed up bubble gum...made me laugh.

Yes, one of the funnier posts - though too f.a.g. for my liking.

[Southerthunder]

Originally Posted by Joe McPherson

chewed up bubble gum...made me laugh.

Yes, one of the funnier posts - though too f.a.g. for my liking.

c'mon you have to be a little bi to be an a huge gsp fan and lets be honest 80% of you guys would fuck gsp with no condom,the only thing bad about bearbacking is the ultimate threat of the chilidog

[Salmonella]

worth it for "i was not impressed with your performance"

[HellSent]

Originally Posted by thebluerider

fuck you

lol

[SilenceKit]

I hope I don't catch teh ghey from reading this.