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Old 07-26-2006, 10:58 PM   #41 (permalink)

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After reading those quotes, I dislike the Gracies even more!
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:22 PM   #42 (permalink)

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"I will beat you into a living death" - Ken Shamrock.

You could make this about Shamrock and be ok.

Holy shit...Shamrock beat Tito into being a vampire. That's harsh!

(note: as soon as I saw the thread topic, I knew this quote had to be there!)
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:17 AM   #43 (permalink)

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Bas Rutten: Why doesn't he punch him?
Stephen Quadros: Because he doesn't train in stand up.
Bas Rutten: Hasn't he ever seen anyone throw a punch?

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Wow, that's a quite a collection of quotes. Nice!
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Old 07-30-2006, 02:31 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:22 PM   #45 (permalink)
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that was the funnist thing I have ever heard PERIOD
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:24 AM   #46 (permalink)
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" " - herb dean, when he saw Crocop's leg after he was KO'd at UFC 70.
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Old 05-03-2007, 11:54 AM   #47 (permalink)

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Old 05-08-2007, 02:34 PM   #48 (permalink)

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Tank on Shamrock vs. Severn superfight:

Tank: I'm looking forward to Glamrock and uh...Freddie Mercury!
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