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Old 07-26-2006, 09:28 PM   #11 (permalink)

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"im going to stomp Mirko Cro cop face in when hes on the mat"

Wanderlei.. that will never happen =] but he will own Liddell
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Might not be the funniest, but after the Tito fight(the rematch), Shamrock stood up and was bleeding from his forhead I believe?

Then he states in multiple interviews that he "got right back up, I wasn't even bleeding. My face didn't have a mark on it."

And after the Sakuraba fight, he claimed that he was knocked on his ass and got back up.
He never fell on his butt, infact he was too busy trying to climb out of the ring for his ass to be anywhere but up in the air!!

Hopefully shamrock's quotes only get better (by better I mean worse) with his golden years.
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:31 PM   #13 (permalink)

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"who one?" Solomon when he got koed by Rory.
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:32 PM   #14 (permalink)

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"I'm going to release my chi... into his face."(or something like that) - Ross (TUF 3)
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Might not be the funniest, but after the Tito fight(the rematch), Shamrock stood up and was bleeding from his forhead I believe?

Then he states in multiple interviews that he "got right back up, I wasn't even bleeding. My face didn't have a mark on it."

And after the Sakuraba fight, he claimed that he was knocked on his ass and got back up.
He never fell on his butt, infact he was too busy trying to climb out of the ring for his ass to be anywhere but up in the air!!

Hopefully shamrock's quotes only get better (by better I mean worse) with his golden years.
Shamrock's funny, it's nobody else's fault but his own that he's susceptible to flash knockouts.

I just don't see him having the power to knock me out or the strength to submit me.
-Hughes pre-fight comments before being submitted by BJ.

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I read this in an interview w/ Trigg, Bennett and Rampage shortly after he was knocked out by Wanderlei in the rematch: (does anyone else remember/have this interview?)

Trigg: Is that why you lost Rampage? Because you were so mentally focused and in the zone like Michael Jordan used to call it... is that the reason you can't remember Rampage?
Rampage: I think the main reason I can't remember is because I got knocked out.
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:45 PM   #17 (permalink)

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"who one?" Solomon when he got koed by Rory.
I think it might be "who won". Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:48 PM   #18 (permalink)

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leben pre fight i am going to eat his punches and then send him back to japan
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Old 07-26-2006, 09:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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"bitch monkey" Ken to Tito...lol fucking bitch monkey? Ken is obviously very bitter towards Tito and struggles venting his anger sensibly.

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