[The MMA Miracle]

List some of the funniest quotes that you've heard of in your MILLIONS of fights/training/reports ever...

for me:

"Retard Strength" Mayhem

"He beat me fair and square....no Im sorry, he beat me fairly squarely." GSP

"Im the best EVA!!!" you know who this is

[mma_ben]

"I will beat you into a living death" - Ken Shamrock.

You could make this about Shamrock and be ok.

[m_hood115]

"This is where I punch him and Break his Liver!" - Bas

[Maverick84]

"I want to F*ck Chuck"...Wandi Silva... <3

[bunzo]

"Bring on Fedor" - Tim "the Maniac" Sylvia

"We have been waiting for this our entire lives" - Mike Goldberg commenting on every UFC bout since joining the UFC broadcasting team.

[SenshiJin]

not sure if its verbatim but "when they took away headbutts, i had to start learning" mark coleman

[Twistedbydesign]

"Nogeuira is in huge trouble..a lil.." - Quadros

[razord]

"they stopped it because of a cut" Tiki after getting ktfo by lawler.

[chapel113x]

Bas Rutten: The power of Christ compells you!!

Bas had tons of get skits and lines in PRIDE. When Wanderlei came in and Bas got scared and took the gloves off. hahahahaaa. Of the one with him and Quaddros with the "Bas Rutten MMA Work-Out" tape.

Gilbert Yvel (something like this): I don't like the Brazilian fighters anymore. I never talk to them and when they start talking to me I just tell them to talk to the hand.

Ken Shamrock is definitley one of the kings as well.

[hunter22]

Beat up my buddy
Kerr