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Old 02-18-2007, 10:20 PM   #1 (permalink)

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JAMES THOMPSON WarWagon Job Descriptions

Official Commanding Officers:

Boondock – Undisputed Pilot
LockJawk172 - Official Navigator
Orion - Colonel

Official Navigation Team:

CommandoSambo - Radar Operator / Captain of the James Thompson WarWagon Fight Camp
Foreverismyname - official, and unfortunately named, rectal pilot
WalkenWouldOwn - Naval Officer and underwater navigations

Official DVD Tech Team:

CrimsonSabbath - DVD Librarian
gemnasty - manning the DVD file transfer station
sexcellent - DVD watching manager
Mino - DVD dept. manager
MeByKtfo - DEVEDAY supplier
LMW87 - Official DVD Lens Cleaner
aaw0n - DVD Rental Store clerk, in charge of returns and late fees / dvd bootlegger

Official Weapons and Combat Team:

FCWriter - Brigadefuhrer of the right flank laser-guided nuclear weapons turret
The Korean - Official Machine Gunner and Four Star General
wrestler145 - 5-Star Lieutenant Fuhrer
CroCopHughes - Sniper and Epic Poet
CrimsonFury – Railgunner
goNINJAgo - Official Ninja
MasterNameless - Kill on Command hitman
mantecabros - Official Anti-Terrorist Unit Commander
JamesThompsonJr - Anti-KGB derailment Officer
The G.O.A.T. - Official Pistol-Whipper
RayRage - leader of the JT's toMOhawk-squadron
MJKerrigan - James Thompson Armed Tactical Response (ATR) and cornetto wielder
Francis Rossi - JT War Wagon Official Kneecapper
devils-guard - Team leader for the JT Counter Revolutionary Warfare Team
Soldiersmurf - Official Soldier Smurf
WHODEY85 - The Offical Warrior Assassin And Wizard Sorcerer

Official Administrative Officers:

Targaryan - Official Psychologist, Philosopher, and Head of Medical Personnel
thorbriand - Assistant to the Assistant Engineer
7severn7 - Financial Adviser
Hazmandoo - Hopeful dodgy accountant
Catharsis - Official Toothbrush Quality Control Engineer
Deffid - Official JT WarWagon Wedding Planner
daaak - Official Customer Service Representative
steppenwolf - Peoples Comisar of all things

Official Footsoldiers and Vital Crew:

Kerazzle - Coal Shoveler
axe wound - HW Belt Spit Polisher
Jamie A. - Official JT Warwagon plumber
XFactor - Janitor who wields mop like a samurai
khoiler - Waterboy and Baptist
bttchutefan - hair stylist
bloodjinn - jock strap holder
Salamandraninja - towel man and fashion coordinator
Dexter - spit bucket carrier
bruuceleroy - body counter
BukkakeTsunami - Official Pirate and Swabber of the Poop Deck
503lifer - Official Flag Bearer
Cro Doc - Official JT victory dance choreographer
Jack Sparrow - Dashing coach
Dave__D - OFFICIAL BEER SUPPLIER
musclegarden - Official Massage Therapist and Epic Guitar-Soloist
Ayssar - Official Cook
R.I.O.T - OFFICIAL JAMES THOMPSON WARWAGON CHIMNEY SWEEP
Dorkman - Chief Mechanic

Official Intelligence and Information Ministry:

lilduvessa - Intelligence Director
Cotillion - Propagan...er Information Minister
Rollins is God - Official Warwagon Prophet/Reverend
PatrickW - Official Word Bearer and Website Author
evzy - Minister of Truth

Official Black Ops:






Official Special Forces:

LockCracker - Official Chain Smoker
pridecritic - JT warwagon member# 153985
Wrestler189 - Token Jew
SamuraiofMexico - Official Whipping Horse
BCFightFan - Official Sponsor
Woob - Token Black Guy
tao - Sheep Herding, part time librarian, Drunkin Irish Dungeon Master
FlashnSmash - Street Corner Colonel
Canajun Eh – Whoremaster
Bas Rutten Gear -Honorable JT WarWagon Supporter on board whom everyone must treat like royalty.
NonStopCroCop - James Thompson War-Wagon Wingman
snotrag - Official SNOT RAG
East Los - Was about to be Official MUFF DIVER TESTOSTERONE CHARGED GUY but Boondock was not convinced. Such is the price for messing around with Trannies.
BurryConn - Official White Rapper and has the same accent as JT's.
t4pan - Mindless minion
PeePeePiddles - Horse Enema Giver
TomtheMonster - Official Monster
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's official and sanctioned.
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I also think I could qualify for Black Ops as a Sniper...hmmm, I'm wondering if I should take yet another title....

By the way, this has been approved by Boondock, hasn't it?
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm impressed, how long did that take you
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, how did this JT phenomenon come about?
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war dvds!!!!!!

btw, I'm actually swabbing the poop deck.....like a pirate....not sweeping

ARG! swab the poop deck matey, ARG!!!!

can i also be the official pirate? its been my lifelong dream to be a pirate. they are funny.

i can make the non-believers walk the plank. ARG!!!!
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sometimes, I like to strip naked and dance wildly so that my dick flops around like a fuckin' idiot.
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I'm impressed, how long did that take you
The time it took is unimportant. The cause is all that matters.
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War DVD Tech Team!
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James Thompson War Wagon for Life.
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I'm sorry but in a non-sarcastic way, could someone explain to me the JT worship
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