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Brad Pitt, just because. The fucker hits the jackpot in the genetic lotto, then nails some of the best looking women on the planet. Not only would he get punched, but I'd rain knees into his smug face Wand-style. David Scwimmer and Seinfeld are close runners-up.
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"I like to look good. Sorry. I don't want tits on my chest unless they belong to some hot young gal with a bellybutton ring."
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