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Old 04-18-2006, 11:27 AM   #1 (permalink)

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What are the funniest exuses that fighters made after the fights?
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Many fighters fight for years without losing, have glorious nights and long winning streaks claming that there is no one out there that will stop them... And then they fight Fedor
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:36 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Not a fighter --but a baseball player-- this one always comes to mind---Deion Sanders at Dodger Stadium--his food took to long at a fast food restaurant (name was witheld) and when he went to the gate and the security guards didn't know who he was because he missed the bus. Being how Deion always wants recognition I thought that was funny as hell. HE was taken by police because of his "outlandish behavior" and missed the game. "Yo, I'm Prime Time B%^&." ---"Son turn around, put your hands behind your back, you have the right to remain silent............."

Sorry I had to share that. LMAO
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:37 AM   #3 (permalink)

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"i didn't win"
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:41 AM   #4 (permalink)

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Old 04-18-2006, 11:42 AM   #5 (permalink)

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Old 04-18-2006, 11:43 AM   #6 (permalink)

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hat's that about ?
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"I didn't lose, i was just giving Franklin some face to hand smashing, i know his hands hurt after that fight"
Quarry after the franklin fight

"Did you see the ass whooping i did to his elbows with my face?"
Shamrock after Ortiz

"he didn't even hurt me"
Don Caras Jr after Crocop
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:48 AM   #8 (permalink)

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"I didn't lose, i was just giving Franklin some face to hand smashing, i know his hands hurt after that fight"
Quarry after the franklin fight

"Did you see the ass whooping i did to his elbows with my face?"
Shamrock after Ortiz

"he didn't even hurt me"
Don Caras Jr after Crocop
hahah omg don Caras is crazy.I thought crocop killed him.....LOL Fkin guy!
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"I just wanted to create a little drama" Franklin on the crow's knock down on him. He didn't loose, but i liked the comment non the less.
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Im getting sick of people complaining about greasing and shit.
Like Forrest greasing the back of his legs...gimme a fucking break. Tito won the fight, stop being a bitch and blaming it on grease and injuries.
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