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Old 09-05-2007, 10:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know you watch too much MMA when...
For me:

You know you watch too much MMA when:
- Your 5-year-old girl keeps trying to put you into an armbar, and sometimes almost succeeds
- You use grappling holds during love-making with your wife
- You consider the body triangle an excellent method of keeping your child from walking out of the corner when she is in time-out


How do you guys know when you are watching too much MMA?
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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When you hug someone you automatically go for double underhooks.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:18 AM   #3 (permalink)

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when you dream about future fights and their outcomes
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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when you dream about future fights and their outcomes
Have you really done that?

Who did you dream about?

Did your dream come true?
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:20 AM   #5 (permalink)

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When you're at bars and nightlubs, everyone else is drinking and dancing, and you realize for the past 10 minutes you've been in a daze thinking about recent MMA fights in your head.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Your fucking doggie style and you sink the hooks in.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:22 AM   #7 (permalink)

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For me, it was when I was trying various moves on my wife such as triangle, armbar and Kimura. Now she tries them on me.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Your fucking doggie style and you sink the hooks in.
Got any pictures?
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:23 AM   #9 (permalink)

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When you log on to Sherdog and see threads that begin with...

"Stop saying "_____" is overrated..." <-- I think it's hilarious! I think OP's are really mad.

"It pisses me off when you people say "_____" got lucky..." <--- Again, hilarious. Why are you pissed off about someone elses opinions.

"Don't get me wrong "_____" is good but, ...(bashing begins)" <-- Classic way to bash a fighter.



When people get offended by my posts...=)
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)

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when you make dumbass threads like these
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