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Old 12-02-2009, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how2 be an older guy and still pick up high school chicks

heres how i do it. im 27 years old and ive tried getting dates in the business world and even college chicks but i always fail there

but i can still pull highschool pussy fairly easily. heres some tips for all the guys out there like me who are lookin for good ways to score some tang

first of all find out which age is legal in your state. in my state its legal for a guy of any age to bang a chick 15 years of age or older so im gold
most states the age is 16 but thats alright too cuz most highschool chicks are 16+

its very important to never go onto the highschool campus. that will get you in trouble.

what i do is i park my car a couple blocks away from the highschool about 40 minutes before the schoolday ends. after the school is out you will see a whole bunch of hot chicks just walking around pretty much everywhere going to the bus stop or going home. most chicks will be with their friends (avoid those) but there will be some chicks that are by themself. talk to those ones

i just walk up to the chicks and say "wazzup hey ur cute we should go get a coffee sometime". if they seem friendly i keep talking, if they seem creeped out i walk away cuz i dont want her calling the cops and getting my arrested for harassing her.

anyway damn its so easy to score highschool pussy. about 10% of the girls i approach this way will talk back to me and give me their phone numbers.

now i know why all the older guys were rippin on highschool chicks. because its so dayum easy, so dayum tight, and so dayum gooooood. also highschool chicks are rocking because you get to have sex with them before they reach that age 18+ where most of them start to get fat and unattractive
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oh yeah i forgot to add. i never visit the same highschool more than once every 7 weeks. i got a list of all the highschools in a 20 mile radius of me and whenever i feel like picking up new chicks i just visit a different highschool. you dont wanna visit the same place too often
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:05 PM   #6 (permalink)

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you get to have sex with them before they reach that age 18+ where most of them start to get fat and unattractive
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i should add.... im not talking about doing anything illegal

its legal to talk to a girl randomly on the street but if she is creeped out by you and you keep talking to her then she could say you are harassing her and thats illegal so make sure to leave a girl if she doesnt want you near her

also there is nothing illegal with trying to find women of the lowest possible legal age to have sex with. just make sure you follow your states laws. if the state says it is legal to have sex with a 16 year old girl, then its legal, nothing wrong with it.

it is hard however to actually find the highschool chicks normally, and its illegal to walk onto a highschool campus, thats where i figured out you can just chill a couple blocks from the highschool and thats one way where you can easily find highschool chicks to talk to without doing anything illegal
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Most high school girls go through a phase of wanting an older boy who goes out and gets shitfaced and parties every night and is hilarious to them in a way they dont understand.

Basically they want what they'll later in life call "that dumb ass clown kid who never grew up" - and if you're 27 and after them the chances are you fit the description.

Remember - like really alternative bands and wear loud ridiculous ***gy clothes - you'll do great.

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