Don't ever try to explain MMA to your girlfriend

Croatia_K1 · 03-28-2008, 02:14 AM

I explained to her a few things about MMA so today she goes

Her: Want to go watch your MMA movie?
Me: My MMA movie?
Her: Never back down
Me: Hahaha no.. I've seen it and I wish I hadn't
Her: Why? I thought you liked Mixed Material Arts?
Me: It's Mixed Martial Arts...
Her: Yeah whatever...
Me: What do you know about MMA anyways?
Her: Kimboooo
Me: What else?
Her: Anderson
Me: What else?
Her: Silva
Me: What else?
Her: Theres more then one Silva
Me: What else
Her: Cro cop but he fights for Japan
Me: No he fights in Japan.
Her: Yeah same thing
*Then she tried to twist my wrist and called it an armbar lmao*

Lol and the only reason she knew Anderson Silva was because when he versed Hendo.. I was going for Hendo and she likes to pick opposite to me haha

Anyone else got any funny stories about trying to get your gf or a friend or someone into ''mixed material arts'' lol

DanTheMan34126 · 03-28-2008, 02:18 AM

me: women don't know anything bout mma
(she cro cop high kicks me)

Bonzai · 03-28-2008, 02:18 AM

I don't usually allow my women to speak in my presence. Sorry

LarryGray · 03-28-2008, 02:20 AM

I usually attempt to keep my lady away from MMA. That is time for the boys dammit!

Croatia_K1 · 03-28-2008, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonzai

I don't usually allow my women to speak in my presence. Sorry

HAHAHAHA +1

LarryGray · 03-28-2008, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonzai

I don't usually allow my women to speak in my presence. Sorry

LOL - Top effort..... I'm tipping you'd change your tune if the missus was standing behind you.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT - No sex for a month!

**facedancer** · 03-28-2008, 02:28 AM

Very few of these posters have girlfriends, IMO

EricTheRed · 03-28-2008, 02:30 AM

When I first introduced MMA to my gf she reminded me of half of sherdog, she would call everything UFC regardless of the organization. Anyways at first she could barely watch it on TV but since then she watched my cousin's title fight in the NAAFS and is trying to accept the fact that it could be my potential future. If you find your true soulmate, she will want to be into everything you are. I even got my girl to play some COD4 today, after a really good sexin session of course.

IVnugzftwXX · 03-28-2008, 02:30 AM

Bitches ain't shit but trick n' hoes!

LarryGray · 03-28-2008, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by EricTheRed

When I first introduced MMA to my gf she reminded me of half of sherdog, she would call everything UFC regardless of the organization. Anyways at first she could barely watch it on TV but since then she watched my cousin's title fight in the NAAFS and is trying to accept the fact that it could be my potential future. If you find your true soulmate, she will want to be into everything you are. I even got my girl to play some COD4 today, after a really good sexin session of course.

Sex with a girl... GERMS! Ewww!