Do mustaches and or mullets help fighters???

dav10wc · 03-28-2008, 03:13 AM

OK, so I've doin' some thinking and came to a conclusion that mustaches and or mullets for some reason help fighters. I don't know what it is but it gives them some kind of strength or something. I mean think about it...
Don Frye (stache), Chuck (stache), Rampage (stache), Kevin Rosier (mullet) when else have you ever seen a HW do a friggin somersault kick flip???, AA dominated when he had a stache, Sylvia was champ an has a stache, Diego, Keith Hackney had a semi-mullet, Miguel Torres has both!!!! Honestly none of these guys are or were bad fighters. There is only one exception in my mind and that good ol' Fred Ettish, but c'mon the took a beating and still got up on his own to congratulate johnny rhodes...BTW if you watch UFC 2, the best is when Fred appears behind rhodes to congratulate him and he is just tore up... but anyways mustaches and mullets do something to the fighter, i cant think of any fighter w/ a stache or mullet that was completly terrible... well ill get ready to be "flamed" or whatever, just for fun.

PJ Benn · 03-28-2008, 03:27 AM

I think this thing really only applies to Kimbo. His beard isn't a cushion, it doesn't help him avoid the damage from solid shots. However he does draw a lot of his power from his his money beard. Who wouldn't want a magical beard? WAR Kimbo and his magical beard.