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Old 02-11-2009, 04:11 PM   #41 (permalink)

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Yah bears are well known for their use of tactics...


yah because this thread was serious/realistic to begin with.


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One old lady from Russia is known for killing a bear with scissors while the bear attacked her when she was collecting mashrooms in a wood. If she could do it then why Lesnar can't? Be fair considering bear's claws and fangs and give Lesnar a knife or at least scissors
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I'm imagining 10 lesnars going donkey-kong on a grizzly bear. Its hard to predict. If 1 bear go crazy and mount a couple of Lesnars, the other 8 can hit the bear in the head.

I think 10.000 Lesnar's would win.
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A pack of timberwolves cannot take down a single Kodiak. There's no way 10 Lesnars could.
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One old lady from Russia is known for killing a bear with scissors while the bear attacked her when she was collecting mashrooms in a wood. If she could do it then why Lesnar can't? Be fair considering bear's claws and fangs and give Lesnar a knife or at least scissors
Last time I was collecting mushrooms in the woods, i got attacked by these flying gnomes, it was fucked. Woke up 2 days later with a cock tattooed on my chest
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Assuming all of the Lesnars had the mentality of suicide bombers, I think they could win.
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Old 02-11-2009, 04:18 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Lesnars. No bear wants to see 10 000 chest cock tattoos
AGREED. better bring about 3-4,000 more bears and take that ultimate weapon off of his chest
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Old 02-11-2009, 04:20 PM   #48 (permalink)

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have you ever seen the agility of a bear? they are faster than dear and they are about i dunno 20 times stronger than brock lesnar not to mention that they have sharp teeth and claws. I would expect that the lesnars would probably be ripped to shreds. 1 bite is enough to put a human being into shock not to mention bite half their body off.

LOL yeah, all the joking aside, bare hands, it would take 100 humans to subdue a big bear and half the humans if not all would probably die. Depends on the bear. Polar bears can freakin break the spine of a small whale with a swipe. Humans are like flies to them.
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Assuming all of the Lesnars had the mentality of suicide bombers, I think they could win.
but...lesnar #5,567 wanted to be an movie star.

He'll be in PICTURES one day! YOU'LL SEE!
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Last time I was collecting mushrooms in the woods, i got attacked by these flying gnomes, it was fucked. Woke up 2 days later with a cock tattooed on my chest
Ok. So what is the point?
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