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Originally Posted by ÜnderLand
If a tree falls in the forest, and Lesnar is standing nearby, and the tree falls on Lesnar, will he get caught by the tree's branches in a kneebar?
And 10000 Brocks vs. 1000 Bears: 50/50 shot.
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Ya, even a tree randomly falling could kneebar lesnar. Ha ha Murr is gonna rape choke him this time. His jits sucks.
Oops we're talking about bears, my bad.
What's Lesnar wearin... spandex and wrasslin boots? Or perhaps hunting cammies, or those badass bearsuits?
And no man can possibly harm a bear with their bare hands... pun intended.
The bears joints are incredibly flexible, the claws and teeth are deadly. If 10k Lesnars cornered them, they would retaliate and kill a lot of Lesnars, or they would be severely wounded and bleed to death.
If its open, the bears would run away from the 10k Lesnars. Now if it was something like the movie 'the birds' where they all organized and attacked, we would all die. Because if the bears were merely killing in order to destroy, then we would have a hard time stopping them.
The bears would hunt and stalk each person and catch them at their weakest moment. See the old movie called 'grizzly'
A viscious bear could handle several gunshots to the body and still attack. Just try to shoot a bear that's protecting her young. Its lucky for us that God made the animals fear man.
But yeah a thread like this is moronic.
