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Old 02-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #251 (permalink)

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Question: Do any of the bears have penis tattoos? I'm convinced that's the source of Brock's power.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #252 (permalink)

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My mind is exploding.

Just make it 10 Lesnars against 1 Bear and that's something I can evaluate.
I like those numbers better. In that scenario, it really just depends... I mean, I'm thinking the first few Lesnars are gonna have to take one for the team just to bum-rush the bear. But I think 10 Lesnars could do it, I see many Lesnars being seriously injured though.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #253 (permalink)

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Anyways, I'm certain most people have seen this. These guys have a better jitz game than Lesnar to be sure.
YouTube - Bear vs Bear Fight! Huge Grizzlies Fighting!

I'm not too impressed with the bears cardio.

I think the bears would be strong early , but eventually gas out.

10,000 Lesnars via superior cardio.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:02 PM   #254 (permalink)

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Comical thread idea but the bears take this easy.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:02 PM   #255 (permalink)

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i dunno - I'm pretty sure Lesnar could take at least 3 of these dudes while distracting them with his chest cock

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Old 02-11-2009, 06:03 PM   #256 (permalink)
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seriously, the 10 bears every day of the week.

1 big paw swipe to head is all it takes.

that and the bears brutal mauling capabilities.


actually now, i can see 10 lesnars around a bear. each taking shots, no, nevermind, bears all the way.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:05 PM   #257 (permalink)

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i dunno - I'm pretty sure Lesnar could take at least 3 of these dudes while distracting them with his chest cock

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Old 02-11-2009, 06:06 PM   #258 (permalink)
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Uhm no because, the knife isn't going to do shit to an attacking bear, unless if you gut it like 1000 times, or stab it in the head 1 or 2 times, maybe even more...If the knife can penetrate it's skull that is.
It depends on the knife kind and if a man will make the first strike there is a possibility to even strike a bear in it's eye with a knife and kill it with one blow. A huge forrest chopping knife can also be used by swinging it from left to right and get a bear like that - one hit is enough probably or maybe fist daggers to add up to agility and use lethal weapon while you are punching. Sounds crazy but when I think about it - there are chances for a healthy man (especially like Brock) to kill a bear with a knife - bears are not made of ****ll and they can be chopped with ease.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:06 PM   #259 (permalink)

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10,000 polar bears in the arctic would be interesting. Wheather they fought Brock or not just seeing 10,000 Polar Bears in the same area I would be fuckin gobsmacked
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WOW 26full pages so far says a lot the IQ here.
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