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Old 07-09-2002, 09:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Reinventing yourself

If you could reinvent yourself or rebuild yourself - I mean not just your body or appearance but attitude, knowledge, education, career, the person you are, etc. what would you do?

Feel free to answer this in either a serious or not so serious fashion.

My serious response to this is that I'd give myself bigger biceps and a sixpack in terms of appearance. As far as personality, cut the swearing and speak more eloquently. In terms of education, wish I could fluently speak/read/write every single language that has ever been. In terms of career I wish I had a mentally stimulating IT role that paid good bucks.

My not so serious response to this would be to give myself a 12" cock and several billion dollars.

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Old 07-09-2002, 09:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yea I would have stayed with playing soccer.


Not so serious

gave me a small penis and porn star wife
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Old 07-09-2002, 09:35 PM   #3 (permalink)

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I'd make myself taller. Get rid of the bad temper. Not speak and act so impulsively. Not be judgemental and cynical.

And get an adamantium skeleton and claws like Wolverine!
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I would re invent myself so that i didn't have this rash on my leg that is really itchy and isn't clearing up, i'm not even fucking joking its really starting to piss me off, i knew i shouldn't have went near that smelly donkey...bastard
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a bit taller say 6'3 and some self esteem and maybe when i was younger to carry on with sports and not move back from canada to england
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Old 07-09-2002, 09:46 PM   #6 (permalink)

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appearance: not fat, better looking, bigger cock
mentality: not so immature
attitude: inspiration, i have none.
intelligence: im pretty dumb so add a few to the iq score.
personality: i need one, but not one like the smiley happy go lucky bastards you see on the street or the willowy turtleneck fucks in starbucks.
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i knew i shouldn't have went near that smelly donkey...bastard
So whose mother did u fuck now????

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Old 07-09-2002, 09:54 PM   #9 (permalink)

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i'd lose a little weight. but other than that i'm very happy with where my life is and where its going. especially lately.
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I know what you mean Mahatma... I'm just a little rough around the edges

I figure most of us feel the same, although I daresay Cesaro sounds like he wants a complete overhaul

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