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Old 07-15-2002, 07:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Porn and weed.

Hahahaha……my missis and I sat down to watch “strap on sally and the butt banger”
We had a spliff to “sweeten” the evening while we watched this master piece.
My missis starts babbling on in all her “buzzedupness” and came out with a funny story(mind you,I am tripping like a fucker…..so it could be shit)
So I told her to type it down(cause I fucking hate typing) and I would post it.
So here it is.



Is there a job centre for the porn industry

When advertising for women how does the advert read

Wanted
Women for one on one with girls, anal required and some dildo
Work may be involved


Wanted
Woman must be bi into anal and golden showers no penetration involved


Or do they have their own cv readily available ie;

Miss pussy
5 “
36 28 34
qualifications

anal
all bi work
vibrator work speciality
golden showers

most fetishes fine


hahahaha………..bless her.

I shall now get back to the film,cause I am sat in front of the computer and my missis is watching lesbians…………WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!

Goodnight.
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:05 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Sounds like some good shit you had there Crip. Oh yeah how ya been?
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mang!

You and your misses smoke weed and watch porn!?!?!?!?
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:19 PM   #4 (permalink)

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Damn dude I do that same shit every night, but alone.
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Old 07-15-2002, 07:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha, porn and weed, some thread names just jump off the page. More power to Mr. and Mrs. Crippler, and their private Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Porn Rules.
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weed rules.
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Old 07-15-2002, 08:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Killer!!.....long time bro!!

We gotta get on those friday night drinking threads.;)

Man..........I nut quick........those butt bangers killed me!!
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Old 07-16-2002, 05:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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A all female film ......great!!
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