Official Professional Wrestling Discussion V

[DoubleDrive]

Originally Posted by flowwiththego

Who do you think the Rhodes were named after?????

Who do you think Kelly Kelly was named after?

[gamebreaker]

kelly kelly's a no talent waste of space

Kelly Bundy on the other hand was a grade A meat treat

[flowwiththego]

In my old wrestling mags there is an ad for a blow up doll called the "Love Maid." That in itself is not a worrisome topic. The fact that the company offered a 10 day money back guarentee is very disturbing, though.

[flowwiththego]

Originally Posted by flowwiththego

In my old wrestling mags there is an ad for a blow up doll called the "Love Maid." That in itself is not a worrisome topic. The fact that the company offered a 10 day money back guarentee is very disturbing, though.

Did i mention it was an unconditional guarantee ????

[gamebreaker]

^ now we know where the NTO's "women" come from

[CriPpLer]

I honestly don't think I'll ever catch up with this thread.

I have been reading this for over a hour,and just read this again,which made me smile again.

Originally Posted by flowwiththego

The greatest father son story since "Field of Dreams" quoted from hawk from the last thread:

"ok, so my son is 6 yrs old and because he is MY son, he loves wrestling, we watch it together, and he has way more jakks wrestling figures then he could ever need. The only problem that my son and I have about wrestling, is who we like to watch, he has his favs and I have mine. He only likes the current guys, and doesn't understand why I like all the old guys. He has no idea why I like Ric Flair so much that I scream Whooo like a maniac when I hear "Space Mountain's" entrance music, but he's cool about it, and even asked for Ric's action figure for his birthday, so I could use Ric when we play together. My son's current favorite pasttime, is re-enacting spots that he's saw on TV or making up new wrestling segments that always end up with DX winning titles and generally beating everyone up. He is a total mark for the whole DX thing, and I humor him. It would almost be like admitting Santa Clause is fake, if I told him what a jerk trips is behind the scenes, or even tried to explain the screwjob and HBK's first incarnation, so I just smile and enjoy the moment with him, and we mark out together. But when we re-enact, or make up new wrestling spots, he always has to be DX and friends, and he always has to win....well I threw him for a loop today, like Al Snow, and the JOB squad, I don't mind going down for the 1-2-3 but I felt froggy today, and after my kid marched outside to the trampoline and declared himself HHH (all the while singing "behold the king, the king of kings") He asked who I was gonna be, and I hit my entance music.........IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK.....IS COOKING! HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON, i STRUTTED OUT TO THE TRAMPOLINE AND BOUNCED AROUND, ARCHING MY EYEBROW AND GENERALLY BEING ARROGANT, THEN i PRETENDED that I had a microphone and said FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK....HOME! Then I stated what it meant to be in the ring with the rock and just who was this Jabroni standing in the Rock's ring... I then asked him, What is your name? As he tried to answer, I screamed It doesn't matter what your name is!!! I then gave my kid the Rock bottom onto the trampoline, and did the people's elbow(while he was squirming around and not sitting still, I'm gonna have to teach him how to sell) I covered him and pinned him against his will, then took his belt(oh yeah, he has a replica belt) Declared it the Rocks belt, and watched him throw a MAJOR temper tantrum! Then as seriously as I could, I laid the belt at his feet and told him he could have the belt back, because the Rock is quitting to become a movie star!!!! and went inside. See now, he didn't get the joke, and my wife didn't think it funny, but I figured that you guys might at least smile at my rib."


I can only hope that when my son turns 6 I will be able to screw him out of a world championship. I will not job to the little bastard unless the payoff is huge.

[rncgnp]

Originally Posted by Magiblaze

Jefferson actually stayed longer too, the guy that played him had been considered casting him and you'd be wreck the show since most people who did it like the love boat and happy days went down sometime afterwards.My fav episode though has to be in season 3 where Al plans to go on a fishing trip with Steve,Kelly is on her period then when Steve comes over with his wife for the cabin Steve paid for,Al finds out marcy is going and she wakes the kids and peggy and they all go,Later on Kelly,Marcy and Peggy all have their periods at the same time.Later on Al decides to go outside with the bear traping them in insted of stay with the women.

this episode actually came on last night. ironic

[Saku4me]

Here's my list of best wrestlers of the decades (US and in-ring ability):

1960s: Lou Thesz, Ray Stevens, Bruno Sammartino

1970s: Bruno Sammartino, Harley Race, Nick Bockwinkel

1980s: Ric Flair, Dynamite Kid, Ricky Steamboat (my bad, I meant Steamboat and not Savage)

1990s: Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit

I just want to see what everyone else has to say.

[BrooklynBomber]

Originally Posted by gamebreaker

kelly kelly's a no talent waste of space

Kelly Bundy on the other hand was a grade A meat treat

Kelly Kelly is actually improving rapidly in the ring.

She probably has the best crossbody from the top of any active performer male or female.

[BrooklynBomber]

1960s: Dory Funk Jr, Ray Stevens, Bruno Sammartino

1970s: Bruno Sammartino, Harley Race, Nick Bockwinkel

1980s: Nick Bockwinkel, Jumbo Tsuruta, Dynamite Kid

1990s: Bret Hart, Curt Hennig, Owen Hart