How to get a chiseled face?

[MarlboroMan]

what type of exercise should i do to get a more chiseled face? Rite now it has a lil flab on mah cheeks which im tryin realy hard to get rid of. Wut type of foods and exercise would u recommend?

[bacon]

Homo tested, homo approved....

[HULKAMANIA]

Shut the fuck up as hard as you can every day.

[Barut]

Originally Posted by HULKAMANIA

Keep your mouth shut as hard as you can every day. Your face muscles will pump up to the next level.

I actually lol'ed at that.


Edit:
WTF Hulk, why the edit. I think everyone else would like to laugh at your first post.

"Shut the fuck up as hard as you can everyday."

[bacon]

Visit your "pic of me and mah boys thread". If the laughter doesn't kill you, you'r whole body will be supermetrodieselyolked.

[sambo fighter]

chew lots of gum and eat at least 3 bags of oberti beef jerkey a day.

[HULKAMANIA]

Originally Posted by Barut

I actually lol'ed at that.


Edit:
WTF Hulk, why the edit. I think everyone else would like to laugh at your first post.

"Shut the fuck up as hard as you can everyday."

Alright. It's back in it's pristine state. I'm a chronic editor, and I was worried whether that would come across correctly. The curse of being an English major, perhaps.

[Revok]

Nostril pullups, tongue pushups, eyebrow press, lip curls...

Also being repeatedly stomped in the face can build some tone.

[chia]

Originally Posted by MarlboroMan

How to get a chiseled face

Use a chisel. The skin will grow back.

[Noskill]

Dick sucking. Suck it hard. And then spread the cream over your face; there is vitamin E in it, the ladies use vitamin E based creams on their faces and hands. That should combine useful and agreeable for you.