I just noticed that every picture ive seen of him in public, hes wearing a plain white t-shirt. Like this one:
And those of him on the rollercoaster. Same t-shirt. I wonder if he has other shirts? Or maybe that one is special to him, maybe it keeps kryptonite from hurting him. Either way I think its time the Queer guys have an eye for him. Maybe they could run to old navy for him and pick him up one of these