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05-25-2007, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordecai
*hmm's* After reviewing this thread again. I have reached a conclusion. You Lubao should watch what you say on the net. I know people that would cut you open and send your corspe to the bottom of a strip pit in BFE for 5 dollars. You make yourself way too well know..... I know if you where I am from you wouldn't survive two days. Please, stay in the most exquiste places you can find and NEVER EVER venture into the wrong place...there are many places, many more places where individuals like yourself never escape. *shakes head* I think you are going to be in for a bad time one day if you don't be a little more descrete.
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lol, i like this guy.
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05-25-2007, 10:36 PM
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#862 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mordecai
*hmm's* After reviewing this thread again. I have reached a conclusion. You Lubao should watch what you say on the net. I know people that would cut you open and send your corspe to the bottom of a strip pit in BFE for 5 dollars. You make yourself way too well know..... I know if you where I am from you wouldn't survive two days. Please, stay in the most exquiste places you can find and NEVER EVER venture into the wrong place...there are many places, many more places where individuals like yourself never escape. *shakes head* I think you are going to be in for a bad time one day if you don't be a little more descrete.
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Dude, you live in Kentucky.
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05-25-2007, 10:47 PM
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#863 (permalink)
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All our heroes are dead.
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
As far as the other stuff I said, it's true as well. I've been sponsoring a girl in India and one in China for several years now.
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Is that how you met RuRu?
I'm imagining some poor cop finding you having sex in your car. The trauma of seeing an "oh" face on your jacked up Royal Family grill...
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05-25-2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by massgrunt
Is that how you met RuRu?
I'm imagining some poor cop finding you having sex in your car.
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I met RuRu at a video game store in the mall. Then I was like "ni hui jiang zhongwen ma?" and she was like "hui" then we started talking, exchanged numbers, then saw a movie the next night.
Dude, I don't want to hear your fantasies about me having sex. Sick.
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05-25-2007, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Dude, you live in Kentucky.
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lol.
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05-25-2007, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
I met RuRu at a video game store in the mall. Then I was like "ni hui jiang zhongwen ma?" and she was like "hui" then we started talking, exchanged numbers, then saw a movie the next night.
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You couldnt afford a proper mailorder bride?!
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05-25-2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Dude, you live in Kentucky.
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Yup, that's right I do. Moresovever you never could... At least in my part of Kentucky. Like I said you wouldn't last two day's. Your ass would get delivered, whilst your being gutted of the cash you have on hand. Then when the "Boys" where threw with ya and there good time. You would be fish bait at some anoymous pit. But, seeing as your a bottomless pit yourself, it would be fitting. So, I personally extend an invite into my neck of the woods. I promise you'll get exactly what you ask for. No more, no less.
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05-26-2007, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mordecai
Yup, that's right I do. Moresovever you never could... At least in my part of Kentucky. Like I said you wouldn't last two day's. Your ass would get delivered, whilst your being gutted of the cash you have on hand. Then when the "Boys" where threw with ya and there good time. You would be fish bait at some anoymous pit. But, seeing as your a bottomless pit yourself, it would be fitting. So, I personally extend an invite into my neck of the woods. I promise you'll get exactly what you ask for. No more, no less.
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lol is that so? Where in Kentucky do you live?
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05-26-2007, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by LavrentiBeria
You couldnt afford a proper mailorder bride?!
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RuRu is expensive enough.
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05-26-2007, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Like you would know. I was enrolled last semester in the university here. Do you not think classmates would naturally be interested in a guy that speaks Chinese, has the interesting background I do, and has a perfect average? Heck, I had a dozen new fan club members the moment I opened my mouth at the Taiwanese Student Association. I attract people. It's just they don't attract me.
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I was totally digging the flame war (for the same reason some fans dig watching giant silva fight), until I came to this selction. It made me really uncomfortable, confused. A combination of pity and terror that made me want to laugh.
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