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05-25-2007, 09:36 PM
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Huzzah
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Originally Posted by Lubaolong
I drive that lambo
E-gear opt
Clutchless transmission
And the wheels don't stop
Polly wolly wanna a cracker?
Then hop on in
The white boy in Taiwan
Let's take a spin
Speeding street lights
Just pass us by
And the tint on the windows
Will shield ya eyes
Sitting in my slab
Leaned tilting sideways
No whiplash
20 on the highways
Lubaolong
Yes, I am the greatest
Came up in this game all on my own
So when they ask you
Baby, who's the pwn?
Tell 'em it's RuRu and Lubaolong
Yeah
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for shizzle
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"If a motherfucker can’t live on $3 trillion, fuck em, you know what I’m sayin?"
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05-25-2007, 09:37 PM
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#852 (permalink)
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smashing critics
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Originally Posted by ply187
this confirms you're a pathetic ****got .. wtf is wrong with you ?
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I think that confirms I'm a l33t rapper. Pls sign me to b a gansta rapper k thx
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05-25-2007, 09:38 PM
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#853 (permalink)
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smashing critics
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Originally Posted by J-Fight
if you wanna come up to my shop i will def give you a beating. no blowjobs, sorry to dissapoint
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Handjobs are not my thing
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05-25-2007, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Handjobs are not my thing
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it's interesting that you put a homoerotic twist on every post
i guess this is the OT
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05-25-2007, 09:39 PM
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#855 (permalink)
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Huzzah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Handjobs are not my thing
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work, Ruru told us the other night that you give great hand jobs
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"If a motherfucker can’t live on $3 trillion, fuck em, you know what I’m sayin?"
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05-25-2007, 09:42 PM
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#856 (permalink)
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smashing critics
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Originally Posted by Octavian
work, Ruru told us the other night that you give great hand jobs
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Giving and receiving are two different things.
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05-25-2007, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by Octavian
basically guys - if you hadn't noticed yet.. Luba is just about the coolest, most hip, groovin guy on this board. Cash, money, hoes, cock, salad tossing, career in the military, coolio Ninja Av - he's got it.
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Life isn't about sex. Life is about children and passion... and spirit!
It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love.
It's about people. It's about connection.
It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits. And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide... and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the Hot Karl and pearl necklace... or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain,
it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuckhouse, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging-
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05-25-2007, 09:52 PM
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#858 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by J-Fight
it's interesting that you put a homoerotic twist on every post
i guess this is the OT
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What's the name of this company? Billy Bob's Handjobs, Inc?
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05-25-2007, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Jacaresouza88
Life isn't about sex. Life is about children and passion... and spirit!
It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love.
It's about people. It's about connection.
It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits. And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide... and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the Hot Karl and pearl necklace... or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain,
it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuckhouse, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging-
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I don't think it will fit, but I am thinking about making this post my sig. Awesome, just awesome!
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05-25-2007, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Kentucky
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*hmm's* After reviewing this thread again. I have reached a conclusion. You Lubao should watch what you say on the net. I know people that would cut you open and send your corspe to the bottom of a strip pit in BFE for 5 dollars. You make yourself way too well know..... I know if you where I am from you wouldn't survive two days. Please, stay in the most exquiste places you can find and NEVER EVER venture into the wrong place...there are many places, many more places where individuals like yourself never escape. *shakes head* I think you are going to be in for a bad time one day if you don't be a little more descrete.
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