Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down

[mmarulz]

Cool, thanks. Glad I didn't read 30 pages of shit.

[SAIIALEX]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Lubaolong: Hi guys!
EEG: I hate you because you aren't poor like me
Lubaolong: Oh, that's unfortunate
Other haters: I hate you because you have more
Lubaolong: Oh, sorry
Polynikes: Grunt grunt hooyah grunt grunt
Lubaolong: Uh, ok.

Um.....no. You got owned. A lot. Deal with it.

[Torremalku]

Originally Posted by Polynikes

Lubaolong, why do you come on the internet and lie so often?

You say that you're a PhD student, when in fact you're not.

I'll not go any further than that one instance of your dishonesty, although I very well could...and it wouldn't be difficult.

Why do you lie so much?

We're are nothing more than a bunch of anonymous screen names and avatars, so why try to impress us?

You speak Chinese? Great, so do 3 guys that I served with in my last platoon.

Guess what? I know people that speak 7 languages. Am I supposed to be impressed?

You're speaking another language is no different than someone saying that he or she knows a little about chemistry because they took a year or two of it in school, then worked in a lab for 6 months...

It's no different, and it's nothing special. It's a learned skill that merely requires one to have the opportunity to sit for instruction.

I could learn Chinese if I wanted, but I don't want to learn Chinese. I have much more important things to do than learn Chinese.

You constantly go on and on about being so important to the US military, when all you are is a translator....IN CHINESE NO LESS!!!

Let me tell you, there's a huge demand for Chinese speaking linguists right now isn't there? I mean, especially given the fact that we are currently involved in the US / China War.

????

"Hey everyone, I've got a 150+ IQ!"

So what? You've also got some serious social issues, so why not let's talk about those instead?

Has your dizzying intellect made school boring yet? It must have given the fact you can't finish any of your degree curricula, nor can you tell the truth about which programs you're even involved with...

Which just goes right back to your character flaws that exist in the form of your (good call EEG) Munchausen Syndrome....

It's too bad you aren't like 5'3" though, as you'd be a perfect candidate for LFBF Syndrome (little fellah big fellah)...

You're also the guy that likes to start a lot of inflammatory conversations on the internet, then threatening to shoot people....and that's after you've told them that you'd be at the Relson Gracie Academy?

So, you tell someone where you'd be, then tell them to come try you, then tell them that if they do come try you that you'll shoot them?

Have you ever shot anyone Lubaolong? I know that you've made many, many statements in the past about being such a valued commodity to the US military, and given the fact that we're now in a war that is being conducted in two separate countries, I'm sure you've seen combat right?

I mean, you've BTDT (been there done that) right? You've heard the loud snapping/popping sound of rounds going overhead right? And in hearing those sounds, you responded by going guns up and firing back in anger right?

I mean, you've got such an exotic background and you're such an interesting person that I'm sure combat experience is in there somewhere isn't it?

If not, no big deal. Good for you. Sleep well at night Lubaolong. But just be honest about it. Nobody likes a liar...

solid point

Originally Posted by Akuma Kanji

dozens! Oh my! Usually the "offer letters" don't go out until someone has interviewed and been given a verbal offer, accepted basic terms and the like. This is true for MBA, PhD and undergraduate level openings in industries ranging from Management Consulting to Corporate Finance to Private Equity to Venture Capital to Media. I think it's likely you're lying again. The reason for all of this? Because beyond your skillset and credentials, you need to be able to get along with people and work on a team.

Anyway...fuck Blackstone or Goldman right? You're the big time entrepreneur kicking it on Sherdog. Specie flies out of your ass like diarrhea.

That's right. Any significant company would not just send out a job offer.
When I got out of the military, Yes I was in the military, I spent about 3 months looking for the right job to support my family and the one I chose involved a thorough process before I was sent an offer.

Now lets get back to the military issue. I did 4 years in the United States Marine Corps and fought in Iraq twice. I was selected to learn Arabic as it would be an excellent skill to have as a squad leader and I learned it to the point that I could understand simple scenarios.
I understand the implementation of a liguist, but I have a hard time validating most of your claims.
I can't understand how you could speak in such a way to a fellow servicemember and I think your statement about people who join the military is bullshit.

What unit were you with and what kind of military experience did you have? Let's see if you can lie to me........

[repetitio]

Originally Posted by Das Uberdog

i see Lubaolong has stopped replying to my posts. this usually happens when his vagina becomes excessively sore.

oh well, i'll just post another classic, then:

5 to 1; skill will take you far in WoW but are you kidding me?

[Torremalku]

Originally Posted by mmarulz

Cool, thanks. Glad I didn't read 30 pages of shit.

WTF happened to your belt?!!!

[Akuma Kanji]

Originally Posted by mmarulz

Cool, thanks. Glad I didn't read 30 pages of shit.

A little more like this

Lubalingum: I am challenging EEG!
EEG: You are a very sad, troubled young man
Lubalubes: Just because I am brilliant and RICH!
EEG/Das: Yeah, here are some other fucking assertions you make {lie, exaggeration, unfounded claim, elitist claptrap, farts, idocy}
Other posters: What a douche
Lubalabia: Quit hatin’! I be a player! I hate Marines and Soldiers and have a security clearance!!11111eleven
You: What’s going on here?
Luba: More lies.

[Shape Shifter]

die

[Akuma Kanji]

Originally Posted by Torremalku

WTF happened to your belt?!!!

you are thinking of MMARLZ.

[repetitio]

Originally Posted by Libero cane

You know it would be kind of a boring world if everyone looked the same.

War Rooney

[BAMF]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Lubaolong: Hi guys!
EEG: I hate you because you aren't poor like me
Lubaolong: Oh, that's unfortunate
Other haters: I hate you because you have more
Lubaolong: Oh, sorry
Polynikes: Grunt grunt hooyah grunt grunt
Lubaolong: Uh, ok.

You are the biggest self-absorbed prick on these boards and let me tell you that is a damn feat. If I met you in reall life you you gave me this same attitude you bet you would be cryin back to your little wifey.

You think people dislike you because you have money fuck off man people hate you cause you are an arrogant dick plain and simple you might just be trolling but im starting to really think you are just a fuckin douche bag.