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Originally Posted by White Snake
So Luvadong is a self-centered douchebag who owns a translation and college prep company in Taiwan, a $600K house there, is a blue belt in BJJ, owns a glock, is a master of Warcraft, dated an Indonesian rapper, produces his own crappy music and has a PhD? That begs the question, how come he never had any of this success in the US and had to go over to Asia and rob the poor? Am I missing any other accomplishments?
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- Has a 150+ IQ
- Has wealth in 7 figures
- Has fucked women far hotter than his wife (he claims), at least one a week
- People are naturally attracted to him
- He served in the military, but was too intelligent for it
- He has a clever daughter courtesy of the milkman
- Has inherited bling bling diamonds from his grandma
- Is a self-made man, despite inheriting bling bling diamonds
- Has rich parents-in-law
- Is a self-made man, despite the said parents-in-law arranging jobs for him
- Has an extremely large penis
- Has the largest vocabulary in the War Room
- Works as a ghost-writer for successful international hip-hop artists (no shit, he really does!)
I'm sure I've missed something. But this should get you started in the wonderful world of Luba, on the other side of the mirror.