Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down

[Sohei]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Lol. Like I said, I was doing just fine financially before I inherited a dime. I had an education, experience, and a skill that could make good money, as did my wife. My assets were hovering right around 1 million.

Really? You made a million dollars as a linguist in the Navy?

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I only inherited a few hundred thousand. It didn't change me. I'm not living off of it.

Yet in the next sentence you say...

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I get enough in interest to live comfortably, probably more than almost every single poster on this board even makes.

Also, why do you automatically assume you make more money than everybody on this site? Do you think everyone on this site is just a down-and-out MMA fighter struggling financially? Not the kind of attitude you'd expect form someone who was supposedly "self-made".

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I want to get into international trade and open a school, maybe a non profit organization for the poor kids. You are welcome to attend.

Will these kids have to dress up as Asian trannies and make out with you and give you head for a scholarship?

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I come to this site for the same reason I visited Sherdog back in the ezboard days: for the love of the sport. I don't give a shit about you. I post for entertainment, not to make you happy.

Yes, you love the sport so much that you frequent the political sub-forum and the OT to peddle your shitty threads, instead of in the Grappling or Standup forums where one would think you would be if you truly loved it. In fact, I dont think Ive ever seen you in the grappling forums ever. Dont you have a blue belt in BJJ?

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Sohei

Really? You made a million dollars as a linguist in the Navy?

I was never in the Navy. While I was in the military though, I was making close to $80k when I got out, my wife $100k. I made $200k the year after that. I owned some property, she did as well. We have saved most of our money.

Originally Posted by Sohei

Also, why do you automatically assume you make more money than everybody on this site? Do you think everyone on this site is just a down-and-out MMA fighter struggling financially? Not the kind of attitude you'd expect form someone who was supposedly "self-made".

I assume the majority of posters are TUF fans. Are you familiar with that demographic? Even if the posters were an accurate cross-section sample of the general public, my statement would be correct.

Originally Posted by Sohei

Will these kids have to dress up as Asian trannies and make out with you and give you head for a scholarship?

You might.

[Rawls]

Originally Posted by Polynikes

Is it hard to get into a US medical school?

Yes, it is.

Is it impossible? Hell no.

Am I trying to say that what I am doing is hard? No, where do you get that from?

Some people find it extremely difficult, while others do not. I personally find it tedious, but not exactly impossible. Tedious meaning: there are a lot of boxes to check.

As for the basic requirements: yes, there are a lot of them. And for the record, I am not talking about academics either.

I'm talking about clinical exposure and volunteer time, which are both mandatory to get in. So, how much of both of those did you have, given the fact that you are squeemish?

And I'm going to ask you AGAIN, what schools did you accepted to, and from what undergraduate institutions?

I'm not going around searching for that shit. Why can't you just answer it here and now?

And you got a scholarship from a hospital because your undergrad was listed as Pre-med? Wowzers! Anyone can be a Pre-med student dude. Nothing extraordinary there.

How am I 10 years behind my classmates? Most of the people at my school that are premeds are about 23 to 26 years of age, while I'm 27.

I don't understand what you are saying.

And your only response to me is to bring up something stupid and change the subject. You know, calling me names, saying I'm dumb, etc.

So, which schools were you accepted to again? And from what undergrad college?

very nice, pwned him so bad he had to pretend you never posted.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Rawls

very nice, pwned him so bad he had to pretend you never posted.

The only time I have ever been owned online was in 2001 when I played in an online Magic tournament for an Xbox and was beaten in round 3 by at the time ranked 14th player in the world. He beat me in game 3 in a best of 3 in 6 turns. He later went on to win the tournament. That was the last and only time I felt owned. I was devastated.

[Rawls]

^ That must've been terrible for you, I can feel your pain. You've been owned multiple times in this thread though; don't know where these people rank on what they do, but they sure did a good job of exposing your gimmick.

[RuSSiaNThuG]

i like you lubbalong, you are like a stress ball

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Rawls

^ That must've been terrible for you, I can feel your pain. You've been owned multiple times in this thread though; don't know where these people rank on what they do, but they sure did a good job of exposing your gimmick.

The worst gimmick to date is the sock you stuff in your pants. I'm the real deal.

[kakashi]

Originally Posted by Rawls

^ That must've been terrible for you, I can feel your pain. You've been owned multiple times in this thread though; don't know where these people rank on what they do, but they sure did a good job of exposing your gimmick.

are you really owned if you don't feel owned ? half-owned I guess.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by kakashi

are you really owned if you don't feel owned ? half-owned I guess.

You should be a philosopher.

[Rawls]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

The worst gimmick to date is the sock you stuff in your pants. I'm the real deal.

Never said you had a bad gimmick, it's good enough that most people around here think it's real. And that sock gimmick has helped me get laid numerous times, so I'd say it's a stunning success.