Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Sohei

LOL he set himself up for that one didnt he?

Word. Who knows? Maybe it is 8.5cm

[Sohei]

My dad was an ass to most everyone and a thief. Not a petty thief, but the kind that runs a big company and cheats on his taxes and also draws disability on the side. I've actually reported them a couple times, but they were not caught. Anyway, my grandparents lived within walking distance and were very nurturing, wise, and also successful and took care of my sister and me. So we spent most of childhoods with them. They bought most of the nice toys and things we enjoyed together. We never had any relationship with our parents to amount to anything.

When I went to college, on full scholarships mind you, my father wouldn't allow me to choose my major. I wanted to major in engineering, but he said it didn't pay enough. At the time, they were paying for my car insurance, so had some control over my life. I had little choice to argue. I ended up being a premed major for a semester.. something I hated. I didn't go to my classes, lost my scholarship, and my dad flipped out. He told me I wasn't his son and kicked me out.. So I went and lived with my grandparents. I retook the classes I had before at a local college, did fine, got more scholarships again, but they didn't have an engineering program (liberal arts school) and I had no idea what I could do to make good money, so after a couple years of college I ended up running away..

My sister had just gotten back from China with crates full of counterfeit Beanie Babies (that was when they first came out) and I helped her sell them at various flea markets for a 10% cut of the profit. After earning about $1000, I bought a plane ticket to Panama City, Panama and hopped on a plane with a few hundred dollars left in my pocket. After about a year or so, I realized I was just wasting my life away, so I came home. I tried to finish a degree, but my parents were still the same, controlling, jackasses.. so I ended up joining the military. That pissed them off to no end. They forbid me from going to MEPS for testing, but I just got a ride and went anyway.

While I was in the military, my dad left my mom for whatever reasons. She came home one day from a trip to NYC or somewhere and the house was completely empty. TVs, clothes, two company garages full of machines and tools, my personal belongings, photos, blankets, beds, he didn't even leave a toothpick. After months of investigation, she also discovered he had been taking money out of the business that she couldn't account for. She got screwed hundreds of thousands, if not $1+ million from the business that he would have had to split. We aren't even really sure how much he stole, but it was a lot. They were in courts for a few years. He maintained his story that someone must have broken in after he left and stole everything, and there wasn't much proof otherwise. I haven't talked to him since then.. that was probably 5 years ago.. and I rarely talk with my mom. She still has nothing nice to say to anyone. She constantly bitches and is always negative about everything. So I have no time for her.

So that is a short summary of why I am not close to my parents.

Serioulsy, what an emo bitch.

You talk about how much more driven and intelligent you are than anyone else, then post shit like this talking about how you were pampered like a little girl?

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Sohei

Serioulsy, what an emo bitch.

You talk about how much more driven and intelligent you are than anyone else, then post shit like this talking about how you were pampered like a little girl?

I don't see anywhere where I said I was pampered. I did what I did on my own.

[Jacaresouza88]

luba is kinda growing on me, kinda like how you get fungus on the shaft of your penis, but then you get used to seeing it all the time.

[Mens Rea**]

Originally Posted by Jacaresouza88

luba is kinda growing on me, kinda like how you get fungus on the shaft of your penis, but then you get used to seeing it all the time.

Check check

luba, lubaolong
this is my rap battle song
is that 8.5 inches or centimeters for your schlong?
either way there's some fungus on jac's dong
not like the warts peeking out from ruru's thong
maybe that last part was over the line and wrong
just get this rhyme is some famous rapper's song
i'm going to study at starbucks, I'm gone, so long!

[Lubaolong]

Good luck with your studies.

[Polynikes]

Originally Posted by Greg Anderson

I think it's this one




RE: military overcompensation


bahahahaha

BAhahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!1111111111111111

What medical program were you accepted to Lubaolong?

[Polynikes]

Let me say to everyone here that Lubaolong was NEVER accepted into a medical school in the United States of America.

I can tell you this with absolute confidence...

[Bad Dog]

Originally Posted by shoffma1999

That fact that you think having a million dollar house and a lamborghini is what makes you a success in life is why you are a fucking tool. You remind me of those kids on "My Super Sweet 16" on mtv where they whine and bitch because their parents bought them a new SUV instead of a sports car. You need to wake up and realize that placing material success above the real things in life is why you lead a life where you have no real connections. You might be able to learn something from the welcome speech the dean of the Law School I graduated from gave, and I paraphrase "You can have the best gpa, and end up with a million dollar a year job, but if you are an asshole you are still just an asshole." Think about that and you may learn something about what life is really about. Not to say that having a million dollar house and a fancy car is a bad thing, but it doesn't define how good of a person you are, or how well you lead your life.

I know this thread goes on for another 50+ pages after the above post, but shoffma1999 pegged it way back within the first 10. Could have, would have, and should have been the end of thread.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Polynikes

What medical program were you accepted to Lubaolong?

Every one I applied to.