Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down - Page 112

Evil Eye Gouger · 05-30-2007, 07:17 AM

wastelandpwned.

Das Uberdog · 05-30-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

hey! almost 9cm! you must be proud.

**Gandhi** · 05-30-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Polynikes

Someone please necro the thread where Lubaolong basically melted into a crying little piss boy.

If I remember correctly, he admitted to being a loser, that he had nobody he could call a friend, his grandparents were dead (though God knows why the FUCK he thought we'd care), and a whole bunch of other shit.

Somebody find that thread please.

The only reason someone would come on the net (to sherdog of all places) and seek comfort from the death of a loved one.....is....bahahaha....is if ummmm.......bahahahaha....he didn't have anyone in the uh....real world....to talk to...

No friends, no family, not even a FUCKING CAMP COUNSELOR who specializes is telling young boys that it's okay to feel their wee-wees if it makes them feel good!

WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING BUTTPLUG!!!

Bahahaha...

What a huge, pathetic loser!!!

Bahahaha...

I think it's this one

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

You don't know how right you are. I'll share something with you. I am seriously going crazy. Honestly. My family has been successful, my parents/grandparents successful business owners, my sister is a very successful physician, her fiance a successful financial advisor, and I feel like the ugly duckling. They are putting away serious money and I know I should be doing something more but I can't figure out what. I was accepted to a medical program, but an embarrassing fact is blood makes me sick. I don't know what I can enjoy that makes big bucks. I'm taking a chance now, dropping a career I hate, going back to school, hoping the wife and I can get picked up after graduation to work for a US company in Taiwan for big bucks, and still do a side business to catch up to my sister. My grandparents just recently died... my grandmother left me a several hour long tape telling me how smart I was but she was so worried about me and about my future success.. and telling me not to disappoint them.. etc. I'm going out of my mind trying to figure out how to make it. I seriously was hearing voices a few weeks ago and thought I was losing my mind.. but it turned out just to be anxiety. Well, fuck me. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm just going to press on and try my best to make it big. Whether it happens or not, I'm still going to be dead in 60 years, so what does it matter. My children might just blow it all anyway, right? Ugh.

RE: military overcompensation

bahahahaha

**Gandhi** · 05-30-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I don't know if we'll ever get where I want to be. Maybe I'm destined for mediocracy.

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Whatever, dude. I don't have a lot of people to confide in anymore and I'm just being honest here. I don't care for whatever negative shit you have to say. I'm stressing over a lifestlye I'm sure you would die to have. Fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

My dad was an ass to most everyone and a thief. Not a petty thief, but the kind that runs a big company and cheats on his taxes and also draws disability on the side. I've actually reported them a couple times, but they were not caught. Anyway, my grandparents lived within walking distance and were very nurturing, wise, and also successful and took care of my sister and me. So we spent most of childhoods with them. They bought most of the nice toys and things we enjoyed together. We never had any relationship with our parents to amount to anything.

When I went to college, on full scholarships mind you, my father wouldn't allow me to choose my major. I wanted to major in engineering, but he said it didn't pay enough. At the time, they were paying for my car insurance, so had some control over my life. I had little choice to argue. I ended up being a premed major for a semester.. something I hated. I didn't go to my classes, lost my scholarship, and my dad flipped out. He told me I wasn't his son and kicked me out.. So I went and lived with my grandparents. I retook the classes I had before at a local college, did fine, got more scholarships again, but they didn't have an engineering program (liberal arts school) and I had no idea what I could do to make good money, so after a couple years of college I ended up running away..

My sister had just gotten back from China with crates full of counterfeit Beanie Babies (that was when they first came out) and I helped her sell them at various flea markets for a 10% cut of the profit. After earning about $1000, I bought a plane ticket to Panama City, Panama and hopped on a plane with a few hundred dollars left in my pocket. After about a year or so, I realized I was just wasting my life away, so I came home. I tried to finish a degree, but my parents were still the same, controlling, jackasses.. so I ended up joining the military. That pissed them off to no end. They forbid me from going to MEPS for testing, but I just got a ride and went anyway.

While I was in the military, my dad left my mom for whatever reasons. She came home one day from a trip to NYC or somewhere and the house was completely empty. TVs, clothes, two company garages full of machines and tools, my personal belongings, photos, blankets, beds, he didn't even leave a toothpick. After months of investigation, she also discovered he had been taking money out of the business that she couldn't account for. She got screwed hundreds of thousands, if not $1+ million from the business that he would have had to split. We aren't even really sure how much he stole, but it was a lot. They were in courts for a few years. He maintained his story that someone must have broken in after he left and stole everything, and there wasn't much proof otherwise. I haven't talked to him since then.. that was probably 5 years ago.. and I rarely talk with my mom. She still has nothing nice to say to anyone. She constantly bitches and is always negative about everything. So I have no time for her.

So that is a short summary of why I am not close to my parents.

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

So basically my dad is a ***, my mother has always been a troublemaker, and they are worthless people. My sister feels the same, as does my aunt and the rest of the people that are close to our family.

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Thanks for the concern, but I'm good. Effexor+xanax is helping a lot. Xmas is just rough this year.

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

What's the 'real military'? You mean the grunts that score 10 on the ASVAB and get sent out as meat shields?

and look another everyone loves me

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

You are very delusional if you think the majority doesn't agree with me.

all great quotes