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05-29-2007, 10:36 PM
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#1091 (permalink)
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Bring back the thread back to the OT QFT.
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05-29-2007, 10:45 PM
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#1092 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Das Uberdog
oh god, can it with the endless bullshit gimmick please. i'm not jealous of people who do impressive things - i admire them. unfortunately there's nothing about you that's worth admiring. in fact the only thing you've impressed me with is your ability to suck a truly colossal number of dicks. i mean seriously, if there is one thing about you that i find extraordinary it's your ability to swallow heaping piles of man-swords with a smile. they should make a movie like 300 about you, with the same title, except it'd be about the one man who stood up and sucked against the seething masses of penises that had gathered to overrun his lands. the camera would pan over a field filled with naked men, stroking on their cocks. you'd stand there with your goofy ass grin, yourself against the hordes. RuRu would tug at your arm and say "no! don't go on! it's madness!" and you'd turn and say "madness?? THIS. IS. ORAALLLLLL!!!!" right before you slam your mouth down on some fat, unemployed electrician's hog.
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oh, my.
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05-29-2007, 11:36 PM
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#1093 (permalink)
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Not Impressed
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southeast GA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lubaolong
If you are speaking of RuRu, she is from Taiwan, and has no desire to live in the US. Neither do I really. Hence the reason of our upcoming move.
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Did the 150+ IQ boy forget the following:
THE WEST DOES NOT SIT, EXCLUSIVELY, WITHIN THE BORDERS OF THE US?
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Are you really that stupid? That is a dydactive question, because I already know the answer to that.
-Flexwave2003 (AKA The Breath Monster)
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05-29-2007, 11:43 PM
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#1094 (permalink)
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Not Impressed
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Someone please necro the thread where Lubaolong basically melted into a crying little piss boy.
If I remember correctly, he admitted to being a loser, that he had nobody he could call a friend, his grandparents were dead (though God knows why the FUCK he thought we'd care), and a whole bunch of other shit.
Somebody find that thread please.
The only reason someone would come on the net (to sherdog of all places) and seek comfort from the death of a loved one.....is....bahahaha....is if ummmm.......bahahahaha....he didn't have anyone in the uh....real world....to talk to...
No friends, no family, not even a FUCKING CAMP COUNSELOR who specializes is telling young boys that it's okay to feel their wee-wees if it makes them feel good!
WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING BUTTPLUG!!!
Bahahaha...
What a huge, pathetic loser!!!
Bahahaha...
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Are you really that stupid? That is a dydactive question, because I already know the answer to that.
-Flexwave2003 (AKA The Breath Monster)
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05-29-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1095 (permalink)
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quintessential pukka genius
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Polynikes, me > you in every measurable aspect in life. I'm smarter than you, more educated, more talented, have a hotter wife, wealthier, and have a larger penis.
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The only perfect life is one lived in seclusion.
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05-29-2007, 11:49 PM
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#1096 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Polynikes, me > you in every measurable aspect in life. I'm smarter than you, more educated, more talented, have a hotter wife, wealthier, and have a larger penis.
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Post pics of penis or work.
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05-29-2007, 11:51 PM
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#1097 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mens Rea
Post pics of penis or work.
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Erected or sleeping? 
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05-29-2007, 11:53 PM
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#1098 (permalink)
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Not Impressed
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southeast GA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lubaolong
Polynikes, me > you in every measurable aspect in life. I'm smarter than you, more educated, more talented, have a hotter wife, wealthier, and have a larger penis.
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Are you really that stupid? That is a dydactive question, because I already know the answer to that.
-Flexwave2003 (AKA The Breath Monster)
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05-29-2007, 11:53 PM
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#1099 (permalink)
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by piedra
Erected or sleeping? |
Flacid, yet stretched.
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05-29-2007, 11:55 PM
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#1100 (permalink)
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quintessential pukka genius
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mens Rea
Post pics of penis or work.
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I would if I could.
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