Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down

[shoffma1999]

Originally Posted by Das Uberdog

oh god, can it with the endless bullshit gimmick please. i'm not jealous of people who do impressive things - i admire them. unfortunately there's nothing about you that's worth admiring. in fact the only thing you've impressed me with is your ability to suck a truly colossal number of dicks. i mean seriously, if there is one thing about you that i find extraordinary it's your ability to swallow heaping piles of man-swords with a smile. they should make a movie like 300 about you, with the same title, except it'd be about the one man who stood up and sucked against the seething masses of penises that had gathered to overrun his lands. the camera would pan over a field filled with naked men, stroking on their cocks. you'd stand there with your goofy ass grin, yourself against the hordes. RuRu would tug at your arm and say "no! don't go on! it's madness!" and you'd turn and say "madness?? THIS. IS. ORAALLLLLL!!!!" right before you slam your mouth down on some fat, unemployed electrician's hog.

That is some Pulitzer Prize winning shit right there!

[shoffma1999]

double post

[shoffma1999]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I'm driving round town
While you're watching eyes wide
Tipping Hennessy
I'll take your girl for the night

I creep when I ride
I drink and I drive
And I got more brain
Than William Nye

Back to this track
With your man polly wolly
I know you love my verse
I know you want to call me

I never ride alone
That's just common sense
I make money on the nets
Now I write my own checks

You'd think I was a doctor
I'm about to buy a copter
My game is more grimy
Than a PE locker

I bought my first gat
Like I got my first ride
Pointed to the caddy
And didn't test drive

I'm the most wanted
And yeah, I kind of flaunt it
Creeping through this thread
As if it was haunted

Back of the line
Then I Chinese cut up
You know I won't stop
Till I'm cuffed up

Damn I wish we could get a law passed in America that it is considered self-defense to use deadly force against any battle rapper.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by shoffma1999

Damn I wish we could get a law passed in America that it is considered self-defense to use deadly force against any battle rapper.

Anyone that is honest with themselves can admit that I post some dope rhymes. I just downloaded Fruity Loops on my laptop yesterday so I can start making some more beats again. You're welcome.

[Nefron]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I'm driving round town
While you're watching eyes wide
Tipping Hennessy
I'll take your girl for the night

I creep when I ride
I drink and I drive
And I got more brain
Than William Nye

Back to this track
With your man polly wolly
I know you love my verse
I know you want to call me
...

[White Snake]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I make more than Jerry Lawler, and he's a legend worldwide. Que Monito gets paid in burritos.

Can you tell us about the time you kicked Ying down the stairs or something to that effect? I knew this thread was missing something.

[Das Uberdog]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I'm driving round town
While you're watching eyes wide
Tipping Hennessy
I'll take your girl for the night

I creep when I ride
I drink and I drive
And I got more brain
Than William Nye

Back to this track
With your man polly wolly
I know you love my verse
I know you want to call me

I never ride alone
That's just common sense
I make money on the nets
Now I write my own checks

You'd think I was a doctor
I'm about to buy a copter
My game is more grimy
Than a PE locker

I bought my first gat
Like I got my first ride
Pointed to the caddy
And didn't test drive

I'm the most wanted
And yeah, I kind of flaunt it
Creeping through this thread
As if it was haunted

Back of the line
Then I Chinese cut up
You know I won't stop
Till I'm cuffed up

once again you've owned yourself more than i ever could.

[Das Uberdog]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Anyone that is honest with themselves can admit that I post some dope rhymes. I just downloaded Fruity Loops on my laptop yesterday so I can start making some more beats again. You're welcome.

you should not be giving anyone advice on being honest with themselves. your rhymes stink worse than month-old liquefied shit from a dead hobo's asshole.

[dookietown]

this thread is long. and it smells like sex.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Originally Posted by dookietown

this thread is long. and it smells like sex.

this thread smells like jock strap taint residue