Evil Eye Gouger, time to throw down

[piedra]

Originally Posted by KILLemALL

can I get Cliff Notes on what happened here?

Let's say a disaster and some rap done by Lubaolong as a plus.

[KILLemALL]

Let's say a disaster and some rap done by Lubaolong as a plus.

a freestyle battle?

[piedra]

Originally Posted by KILLemALL

a freestyle battle?

SOmetimes I just think Lubaolong has turned this into a rap contest.

[KILLemALL]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

I drive that lambo
E-gear opt
Clutchless transmission
And the wheels don't stop

Polly wolly wanna a cracker?
Then hop on in
The white boy in Taiwan
Let's take a spin

Speeding street lights
Just pass us by
And the tint on the windows
Will shield ya eyes

Sitting in my slab
Leaned tilting sideways
No whiplash
20 on the highways

Lubaolong
Yes, I am the greatest
Came up in this game all on my own
So when they ask you
Baby, who's the pwn?
Tell 'em it's RuRu and Lubaolong
Yeah

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by massgrunt

I dated a Taiwanese girl for a little over a month last year. She specifically said that Chinese guys have small dicks and basically suck in bed.

My point here, is that it's not tough to look studly to a Chinese girl.

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[Braziluvr]

Someone has to have carpal tunnel by now.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Polynikes

Edit: there's a reason why asian girls jump on Westerners like a cowboy on a horse, and that's to get the FUCK out of dodge...cuz it, frankly, sucks to live in the homeland...

If you are speaking of RuRu, she is from Taiwan, and has no desire to live in the US. Neither do I really. Hence the reason of our upcoming move.

[Lubaolong]

Originally Posted by Das Uberdog

please stop committing these crimes against humanity.

Jealous much?

[Das Uberdog]

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Jealous much?

oh god, can it with the endless bullshit gimmick please. i'm not jealous of people who do impressive things - i admire them. unfortunately there's nothing about you that's worth admiring. in fact the only thing you've impressed me with is your ability to suck a truly colossal number of dicks. i mean seriously, if there is one thing about you that i find extraordinary it's your ability to swallow heaping piles of man-swords with a smile. they should make a movie like 300 about you, with the same title, except it'd be about the one man who stood up and sucked against the seething masses of penises that had gathered to overrun his lands. the camera would pan over a field filled with naked men, stroking on their cocks. you'd stand there with your goofy ass grin, yourself against the hordes. RuRu would tug at your arm and say "no! don't go on! it's madness!" and you'd turn and say "madness?? THIS. IS. ORAALLLLLL!!!!" right before you slam your mouth down on some fat, unemployed electrician's hog.

[Lubaolong]

I'm driving round town
While you're watching eyes wide
Tipping Hennessy
I'll take your girl for the night

I creep when I ride
I drink and I drive
And I got more brain
Than William Nye

Back to this track
With your man polly wolly
I know you love my verse
I know you want to call me

I never ride alone
That's just common sense
I make money on the nets
Now I write my own checks

You'd think I was a doctor
I'm about to buy a copter
My game is more grimy
Than a PE locker

I bought my first gat
Like I got my first ride
Pointed to the caddy
And didn't test drive

I'm the most wanted
And yeah, I kind of flaunt it
Creeping through this thread
As if it was haunted

Back of the line
Then I Chinese cut up
You know I won't stop
Till I'm cuffed up