See part I here
On to part II. Here’s where it gets good, and the concentrate girl became the concentrate girl.
Lindsay was coming with a bunch of her girl friends to visit us at college a few months later. I decided that day that I didn’t want to hook up with her again because I figured she was going to start to get attached. It was a Friday night, and they didn’t get to Villanova until like 11:30, so I was fucking rocked to begin with. I was actually on the verge of vomiting, so I was sitting there by myself trying to maintain composure. So I manage to choke back the puke, and we all go across the street to the Wild Onion, my favorite bar. We’re all boozing, and having fun. My roommates and I get these the girls to make out by promising them drinks. I never actually offered Lindsay a drink, but one of my roommates did. So she goes and makes out with her roommate, and then comes up to me, thinking she’s being all cute, and says, “Now you owe me a drink,” to which I replied, “I don’t owe you shit,” and walk away. She ends up meeting some guy at the bar that she met a few weeks ago at her school. She’s pissed at me and decides to try to make me jealous, and hooks up with this dude in the bar. I was actually pretty stoked about it, cause that meant I didn’t have to hook up with her. So the girl Kate who I was friends with comes up to me, and goes, “I don’t want her hooking up with him, I want her hooking up with you.” And I said, “I don’t care what you want, I actually think this is pretty funny.” Fucking stupid fat bitch Kate goes up to Lindsay and told her I was pissed that she hooked up with that kid, which couldn’t have been further from the truth. So now, I’m walking to the bathroom, and Lindsay corners me. She starts going on about how she came to Villanova to hang out with me, and she was sorry I was mad about her hooking up with that kid, and she likes me and what not. So I explained to her I didn’t really hang out with her at first cause I thought I was gonna puke, and that I didn’t give a shit if she hooked up with another kid. Then I told her I didn’t like her, but I just thought we were friends who would get drunk and have fun late night. She said she was cool with that, but I knew she wasn’t. So then she asks me, “Will you go to my sorority formal with me?” Without hesitation, I said, “No.” “What? Why not?” “Because, you’re not my girlfriend, those things suck, and I don’t want to drive 2 hours to be miserable all night.” Well then she really started up about me not being nice to her, and not talking to her, and she wanted more. At that point, I just walked outside the bar, and waited for my friend to come pick me up. Keep in mind, this conversation started at 1:30 am, it’s now 2 am. She follows me outside and keeps it up. I say to her, “Lindsay, shut the fuck up.” She won’t. My roommates car comes, I tell her and her friends, “Fuck all of you. Lindsay, don’t follow me,” and get into my roommates car. She of course follows. So now I’m home, she’s there, and she follows me into my room and asks if she can stay in bed with me. I say sure, but she has to shut up. She doesn’t. She’s telling me, “Oh, that guy at the bar said I was the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen.” I tell her, “You picked the wrong guy, then – you should have gone home with him.” She didn’t like that, and started saying, “Whatever, I don’t even find you attractive.” I told her I didn’t care, and I was going to sleep on the couch. She begged me not to and started caressing my arm. “I’m not taking sloppy 2nds on that kid. Get off of me and go to sleep.” Then she goes into the whole, “I don’t want you to think I’m just some slut you can hook up with” routine. It was now 4 am, and I was tired, and had had it, so I sat up in bed and screamed, “LINDSAY! I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A SLUT, AND TO PROVE IT, WE’RE NOT HOOKING UP! NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!” Finally we went to sleep. The next morning she claimed to not remember any of the night before. That was the first time I vowed to never hook up with Lindsay again.
The next semester, Lindsay and Kate came back to Villanova for another visit. The day before I was in a bar, drunk as shit with my one roommate, and we were talking to these girls we knew. One of them was this fat bitch, and I was eyeing her up and down. My roommate saw me and was like, “Spence, don’t even think about it.” Then the next day, we changed our minds and decided it would be funny for me to hook up with her. So Friday night, we’re at the Onion, annihilated as usual. Lindsay and Kate are there. So is this fat chick. I’m rocked, talking to the fatty, trying to get in there. She’s like ok, I’m leaving, and I made a move, and we just made out for a few minutes in the middle of the bar (only because I was dared to). Unfortunately my roommate didn’t see me do it, but Lindsay did. Lindsay didn’t mind too much, cause at the end of the night she still came back with me. So it’s me, Lindsay, my two roommates, and two other girls back at my apartment. All of us were so drunk we could barely walk. We start up a game of spin the bottle. We had the girls making out, I made out with all the girls, my roommates did too. I was trying to swing an orgy again, but no one else was down. Lindsay and I go back to my room. We’re going at it for a while. I finger banged her, can’t remember if I ate her box or not. I probably didn’t. She goes down on me again. Again, there’s nothing. She stops. We talk for a little bit. Then she goes down again. Again, nothing happens. She stops, we talk more, and then we start messing around a third time. This time, I grab her, and throw her on her back. I mount her tits, and start humping away. So I’m tit fucking her, but still, nothing is happening. I slowly work my way up towards her face, and start jerking myself off. She’s kind of looking away with her hand covering her face a little, and says, “I feel bad you have to do it yourself.” I said in reply, “Shut up, I’m trying to concentrate.” After a few minutes of jerking myself raw, I said, “Fuck this, I’m too drunk.” Rolled over and went to sleep.
Thus ends part II. Part III to come soon.
