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Old 05-11-2008, 06:56 PM   #1 (permalink)

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So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am...I see no need for this type of B.S.


I don't go around looking for trouble and am in no way a bully. Actually if it were my way I would never have fights outside the ring, just train all day and fuck all night...lol
But when someone needs to be smashed or KILLED I would be more than happy to do it. Like for instance the other night...I was minding my business walking down the street and three drunk guys and two chicks walk by me and talk shit to me. Making fun of my haircut or some lame shit. Instinctively I want to smash their faces in, I mean that's what they deserve and what nature calls for. But instead I have to let their gf's make excuses for them so I do nothing and let these ***gots feel tough for a night.

Why should I have to be less of a man to protect the rights and lives of lesser men?
Why if I smash all three of their faces do I get arrested and prosecuted and no one asks them WHY THE FUCK THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY
TO HARASS ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
As you all know I got in big trouble earlier this year for a similiar situation. Same type of thing. I was minding my business and some drunk dude talked shit and I terrorized him. Long story short and 20 grand later I ended up with probation and community service but was warned by the judge that a repeat would earn me prison time. So basically I am now walking on egg shells.



So the plan is to move to the Philippines in the next two years. There the money I make in the UFC will make me very wealthy and there I will not have to hold back when someone deserves to get smashed.

I wont have to be less of a man in order to prevent getting in trouble with the "law"
I will be able to live my life how I want and deserve to live. I will train all day and fuck all night. Maybe one day I will find a wife, if not it's okay. I will bring my boxing coach and my jiu-jitsu coach with me. Build a team from scratch...this will be a great life. Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar. Avoiding the midlife crisis all together.


This is the life of an Alpha Male like me. We are not supposed to grow old and wait around to die. We are supposed to fight, kill and fornicate. Tempt fate more and more with each passing year...and just as we start to become weaker and older a younger Alpha kills us and takes our place.


Yes, this is what I want, this is what I WILL have.



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Old 05-11-2008, 06:58 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 05-11-2008, 07:00 PM   #4 (permalink)

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He's gonna try and smash the wrong guy one day and he's gonna end up dead, and alot sooner than 55.
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:03 PM   #5 (permalink)

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You should have smashed those drunks anyway.
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:05 PM   #6 (permalink)

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haha gotta love war machine. i wish him good luck in the future
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If I was going to go somewhere to fornicate all night, the Philipines would probably be my choice. Back when I was in the Navy, my buddy gave some Philipino mamcita his hat and she banged him. Good times.
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What the hell is this crap, if this really was warmachine writing this stuff he is truely a pathetic individual
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:05 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Wow. That's too bad that he can't see the stupidity in what he wrote.
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Warmachine is the most unintentionally funny fighter since Joe Son.
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