In between Thai clinches and rubber guards, Mike and Joe like to say stuff. You can make a pretty good drinking game out of it. The full rules are
HERE. The 101 specific rules are as follows:
Take a drink if Mike or Joe…
…bring up B.J. Penn’s 3 foot pool jump.
…talk about Kenny Florian finishes fight.
…mention Florian’s loss to Sean Sherk.
…mentions Forrest fighting for $250, being a police officer, or continuing with a broken arm.
…reference “Shogun” Rua as being the #1 LHW in the world when Forrest beat him.
…talk about Silva’s BJJ black belt from the Nogueira brothers.
…bring up Anderson Silva’s elbow destruction of Tony Fryklund.
…describe Silva’s past two fights as some form of “unmotivated”, “lackadaisical”, or “disappointing.”
…references Josh Neer’s amateur record.
…says, “That was weird,” if Kurt Pellegrino puts himself into Neer’s guard.
…use a Boston accent.
Take a drink…
…for every Affliction shirt worn by a fighter.
…if Diego Sanchez steps into the Octagon following the main event.
…every time you hear “I want B.J.’s belt!”
…for every Buffer 90/180.
Finish your drink…
…if Diego Sanchez says, “YUS!”
