The truth about PRIDE

TrueDolFan · 07-13-2006, 03:34 PM

I just want the nuthuggers and cock-chuggers of PRIDE (about 90% of the sheep on this forum) to know the truth about PRIDE.

Here's the cold hard truth: PRIDE is a MMA fight promotion company ran by human beings, which sets up fights between human beings!

Yes, that's right, nobody involved with PRIDE, or who fights in PRIDE are gods. This may come as quite a shock to all of you who worship at the alter of PRIDE, and dream of getting a chance to chug the cock of every single fighter in PRIDE.

I know this will be hard for the masses of sheep out there to understand. I know that said sheep will call for me to be banned (how dare anybody take the name of PRIDE in vain?) and they will label me as an "idiot", a "retard", a "PRIDE hater", or a "UFC nuthugger" (because anybody who doesn't believe that PRIDE and everybody involved with PRIDE are dieties is obviously a retarded idiot hater that hugs the UFC's nuts).

They will call for me to be banned, they will say I don't know jack about MMA, they will insult me, and my family.

But they won't face the truth. I would expound on Plato's Allegory of the Cave, but I don't believe any of the sheep would be able to understand.

PRIDE is good. But PRIDE is NOT God.

nofuneral · 07-13-2006, 03:37 PM

Feel better?

JP Rockafella · 07-13-2006, 03:37 PM

your wack for this post

UKStu · 07-13-2006, 03:37 PM

Beleive it or not, most of dont literally believe pride is run by Gods. Its just a very good organisattion with the best fighter in the world.

WUchi · 07-13-2006, 03:38 PM

too long, didnt read.

Bullitt68 · 07-13-2006, 03:38 PM

I like your Location.

el dudearino · 07-13-2006, 03:39 PM

then why is shockwave 2006 jesus VS fedor?

Ground&Pound · 07-13-2006, 03:43 PM

BTW....The only people who Blindly Love Pride and feel that Pride can do no wrong simply because its "PRIDE" are very young and/or new MMA fans who think its more hardcore/stylish to be a fan of the "Japanese version" of MMA. Because the UFC is more popular than ever in the states it is now very cool to adore Pride. yes pride has alot of the best fihgters in the world, Especially at heavyweight. But it is also obvious that they put on alot of meaningless "freakshow" type fights.

Why can't we just like each fight for the indivdual matchups. Who cares about promotions and events, if you like a fight here and there thats all that should matter

Nasiello · 07-13-2006, 03:44 PM

uhh, no one thinks they are gods.. they are just a fairly well run org, with better fighter depth, and show more fights per card. so they get a better reputation

.:JustaDrunk:. · 07-13-2006, 03:44 PM

I like to watch the Pride heavyweights, I do think their other divisions are a bit over rated. That being said i'm not coming back to this thread to be drawn into a pointless argument.