Machida is Michael Jordan, Jerry Rice, Hank Aaron, and Alexander Karelin

[Sway]

A few times Lyoto Machida kept the gi on, and won three early UFC tourneys under the name "Royce Gracie."

Lyoto Machida is your new bicycle.

[The Silencer #5]

Once Lyoto is claimed the P4P World's Greatest Fighter, the word punch will be obsolete. They will be known as Lyoto's, in remembrance of Lyoto Machida's striking.

[ViaAxeMurder]

machida doesn't have a forhead behind his unibrow it's only another fist

there is no such thing as a A bomb it's just machida jumping out of a plane and punching the ground with his fist

giraffs didn't originally have long necks machida just uppercutted a horse