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Old 05-26-2008, 11:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Michael Buffer doesn't announce Lyoto Machida as the winner after a fight. Instead, he announces a list of fighters that Lyoto Machida has already beaten.
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When Lyoto Machida wants the UFC Light Heavyweight belt, he'll make his own.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:02 PM   #13 (permalink)

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When Lyoto Machida wants the UFC Light Heavyweight belt, he'll make his own.
Your having a fun time with this aren't you
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Whatcha gonna do when Lyoto decisions you?

Absolutely nothing, brother.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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There are no steroids in MMA. Just fighters Lyoto Machida has breathed on.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Mixed Martial Arts consists of Boxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Wrestling, Kickboxing, Judo, Muay Thai, and Lyoto Machida's Karate.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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People don't fight Lyoto Machida on the street. Not because their afraid, but because they don't want the fight to end miles away in another state.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:14 PM   #18 (permalink)

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I just counted 11 threads on the front page about Machida.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:14 PM   #19 (permalink)

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Lyoto Machida does not have opponents, he only has victims.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Fighting Lyoto Machida is like a slow death. When you fight Lyoto, you don't get 1 punch, you get 3,000 of them while chasing after him for an extended period of time.
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