Kalib Starnes tests positive for marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and amphetamines

[Brian Tellis]

Originally Posted by Kalib Starnes

Six weeks of Percosets, Playstation 3, taking courses online and spending time with my daughter. Then I'm gonna' start training with the Canadian national 4X100 relay team, they've offered me a spot and I think I might try it out while I'm getting ready for the Boston marathon.

hahaha are you poking fun of yourself with this? So you can write that fight off as training for those careers right? ok sorry i just couldnt resist. and i assume you said that to give people ammo to be funny and not idiots right?

[BC BUDS DA BEST]

get GTA4 Kalib! lol

[ThePennWay]

Sorry, but you get no love over here. I never felt you poured your heart out in several of your fights. BJ Penn broke his rib against Hughes, and still came out in the 3rd trying to fight. There is so much that I want to say to you, but it would be a waste of time. The bottom line is that I think you have the skills, but not the heart to be a top level MMA fighter.

[Brian Tellis]

hey ron. I always enjoy your scraps, youre a stud. I fought on a card with Tee Jay in seattle and now that chris (my old team mate) is coaching at icon i plan on making my way to the islands to train sometime soon. I wanna hop around over there and check out lots of the gyms. Any good suggestions?

[theblackknight]

Originally Posted by RonJhun

I was kidding

lol, I thought you might be but to be honest I didnt know, I have a poor ability to detect sarcasm (honestly something doesnt function correctly in that department), but now feel kinda stupid...but luckily I'm an anonymous poster on Sherdog at the moment, and it is of little consequence haha sorry man if I was an @ss

[Det_Kimble]

Originally Posted by Kalib Starnes

I hope that they will stop closing this thread. I really believe that eveyone has a right to voice their opinion, especially vulgar hate filled jackasses with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, because "everyone's in favor of freedom of speech for people that they agree with", and if we don't want to be censored by people who don't agree with us, we have no choice but to let them talk. I don't care what they say about me anyway, I've helped turn "fighter bashing" into an art form. If you're creative and it's funny I laugh too, believe me, it's the barely literate, "You shit-fuck, asshole, coward fuckstick, me think you make excuse too much, me pay money see punch face, then you no punch face, fuck monkey shit brain, me kill you" type of guys who they react to, not the people who make it funny. Okay my rant was kind of funny, but you get the idea.

I hear rumors that this is your next opponent:

[MMehh]

Best wishes for you future endeavors.

That was a horrible fight and strategy.

[Kalib Starnes]

Originally Posted by Det_Kimble

I hear rumors that this is your next opponent:

That clown couldn't catch me in a phone booth!

[Brolly]

Kalib do you train with Denis Kang at all? I know he trains at Revolution as well as teaching at my gym (Universal MMA) in downtown Van. Do you know much about Universal MMA and if you do how would you compare it to Revolution?

[The Doberman]

Originally Posted by Kalib Starnes

That clown couldn't catch me in a phone booth!

lmao, Kalib, you're all class as always, I admit, I was angry during the fight, but more just because we all know you're better than you showed. you've always been forthcoming and honest on here in the past, and I appreciate that and enjoy reading your posts, so thank you for having the balls to come back here (none of the blowhards on here giving you such a hard time would have that much intestinal fortitude!) we live and learn...you go beat someones ass next and we'll celebrate on here after, and keep the posts comin!

Dobe