Kalib Starnes tests positive for marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and amphetamines

[redemption777]

Originally Posted by inflames6gojira

haha what a fucking liar. did you know that 1% body fat is considered dead. my friend at school had 3% body fat and he had 2 go to the hosipital get an iv, eat, and get a note from the doctor saying it is okay for him to take part in our wrestling tourny. did u also know that body builders when they r dehydrated during their competitions r around 2-4% bodyfat.... u fail big time....

one would think you would catch on that he is joking after he claimed to have submitted jacare in seconds lol

[bruiserbrody]

Originally Posted by inflames6gojira

haha what a fucking liar. did you know that 1% body fat is considered dead. my friend at school had 3% body fat and he had 2 go to the hosipital get an iv, eat, and get a note from the doctor saying it is okay for him to take part in our wrestling tourny. did u also know that body builders when they r dehydrated during their competitions r around 2-4% bodyfat.... u fail big time....

dude, i'm pretty sure he wasn't being serious. saying he submitted anyone, let alone rickson should make that obvious.

[Quintdor GSPenn]

Originally Posted by Oeshon

wouldnt you rather make the fight exciting and risk getting ko'd than run and be boo'd out of your home countries arena?

This is one of those things that are so easy to say from the comfort of your own computer.

[Intriago]

Thanks for coming on here and telling your story Kalib. Good luck in your next fight.

[myanklehurts]

ATT stay losing.

[rezident]

The story that Starnes was protesting the UFC because of a contract dispute was better than the truth.

On the one hand he looked like an idiot, but at least an idiot with a mission... Now he looks like a fraking pussy and a coward. Losing by KO is not as a bad as losing like a coward because he's "So strong"

Starnes disgraced himself with that performance, and wasted 15 minutes of my life. I hope to never see him not fight again, and will probably make a point to avoid any card he's on, or at the very least, that's when I'll take a 15 minute dump.

I'm not a fighter, but I don't subscribe to the bullshit excuse "Hey, get in the ring pussy!" Fact is Starnes pretty much killed his career because he was too afraid to engage a fellow fighter, so maybe Sherdog Forums are the place for him.

[millasur]

Thanks for making that post. And yes tryina do anything with a broken foot isn't very nice at all.

In reality, Starnes' career has grown a stupid amount from that fight, especially added to the aftermath and controversy. Nothing said by anyone on these boards really matters in the slightest to someone who is a PROFESSIONAL fighter.

To Kalib - Good luck and stay injury free.

[The Heat]

Originally Posted by millasur

Thanks for making that post. And yes tryina do anything with a broken foot isn't very nice at all.

In reality, Starnes' career has grown a stupid amount from that fight, especially added to the aftermath and controversy. Nothing said by anyone on these boards really matters in the slightest to someone who is a PROFESSIONAL fighter.

To Kalib - Good luck and stay injury free.

Yea lol, Kalib is now an internet sensation. Go to Elite XC and fight Kimbo.

[Win By Knockout]

Originally Posted by rezident

The story that Starnes was protesting the UFC because of a contract dispute was better than the truth.

On the one hand he looked like an idiot, but at least an idiot with a mission... Now he looks like a fraking pussy and a coward. Losing by KO is not as a bad as losing like a coward because he's "So strong"

Starnes disgraced himself with that performance, and wasted 15 minutes of my life. I hope to never see him not fight again, and will probably make a point to avoid any card he's on, or at the very least, that's when I'll take a 15 minute dump.

I'm not a fighter, but I don't subscribe to the bullshit excuse "Hey, get in the ring pussy!" Fact is Starnes pretty much killed his career because he was too afraid to engage a fellow fighter, so maybe Sherdog Forums are the place for him.

You're a tough guy.

I'm sure 15 minute dumps are a normal thing for you, aren't they tubby?

I'm going to call you "Extra Butter".

Congratulations! Kalib Starnes may have put on one of the worst performances in the history of the sport, but I am QUITE sure that he would put you in a body bag if you called him a "frakin pussy" in reality. If you want to discredit the performance, fine. But saying retarded shit like "losing by KO is better than losing by looking like a coward" is dumb. It's easy for you to say it from the sidelines, isn't it?

He knows it could have been handled differently, and he knows he made a huge mistake; is mouthing him from your computer going to change that? He had his reasons for doing what he did, and I SERIOUSLY doubt a bunch of out-of-shape nerds who don't train are going to sway him. Are you hoping to hurt his feelings?

You are probably too busy clogging up the nearest toilet to read this though, aren't you "Extra Butter"?

[Flexwave2003]

Originally Posted by Win By Knockout

You're a tough guy.

I'm sure 15 minute dumps are a normal thing for you, aren't they tubby?

I'm going to call you "Extra Butter".

Congratulations! Kalib Starnes may have put on one of the worst performances in the history of the sport, but I am QUITE sure that he would put you in a body bag if you called him a "frakin pussy" in reality. If you want to discredit the performance, fine. But saying retarded shit like "losing by KO is better than losing by looking like a coward" is dumb. It's easy for you to say it from the sidelines, isn't it?

He knows it could have been handled differently, and he knows he made a huge mistake; is mouthing him from your computer going to change that? He had his reasons for doing what he did, and I SERIOUSLY doubt a bunch of out-of-shape nerds who don't train are going to sway him. Are you hoping to hurt his feelings?

You are probably too busy clogging up the nearest toilet to read this though, aren't you "Extra Butter"?

This one has potential.