Kalib Starnes tests positive for marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and amphetamines

[ToughLove]

Originally Posted by TΦΦL

Dear Kalib,

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...

+ 100

[peytonlucy]

Originally Posted by korey

It doesn't take "big balls" to be honest. That's what people who have no balls say. It's simply being a (hu)man.

Bingo! Here's another one, it takes more courage to dodge the draft than....

[toltec7]

Originally Posted by TΦΦL

Dear Kalib,

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...

inappropriate, Tool fanboy

[Camwi]

Originally Posted by Aas Gutú Adéli

Me too.
I'm heading down to Puerto Penasco for my favorite band (and some leisure).

I've gone a couple of times before:
a slapped together webpage that I never nurtured like I planned to

photo gallery from 2007

a crappier gallery from 2005, the time that my car broke down and I was stranded in Phoenix for several days, and I had to replace my head gasket



...and back to the topic at hand... what Kalib did was wrong, he better not do it again...

Wow, I'm impressed. Some of those pictures are really really cool.

[claddagh]

Kalib,

Have you ever thought of making your nickname, "The Gingerbread Man"

It has a nice ring to it.

The Gingerbread Man - A Traditional Story by Topmarks

[Camwi]

Originally Posted by toltec7

inappropriate, Tool fanboy

As a Tool fanboy, I gotta agree. Those lyrics are completely pointless to the topic at hand.

[Aas Gutú Adéli]

Originally Posted by Camwi

Wow, I'm impressed. Some of those pictures are really really cool.

Many thanks. I have a way better camera now (now that I earn money, as opposed to being handed large checks from student loan folks).
Lets see if more photography experience + better camera = better pictures.
My guess = no.

Results will likely make their way to Mayberry.

Originally Posted by toltec7

inappropriate, Tool fanboy

Worse than inappropriate, he did it at least twice in this thread.

[Chas]

I liked the protest angle better than the "he was better than me standing, clinching, and everywhere else, so i was trying to avoid death" excuse.

Made Failib seem more like a martyr and less like the Running Man.

[Aas Gutú Adéli]

Originally Posted by Chas

I liked the protest angle better than the "he was better than me standing, clinching, and everywhere else, so i was trying to avoid death" excuse.

Made Failib seem more like a martyr and less like the Running Man.

The protest angle may have been true.
But it would've been illegal and/or opened him up for law suits.

There were people that legally bet money that Kalib would win, they might have a case.
There is also precedent for suing a 'performer' for a miserable performance (Limp Bizkit was once sued for sucking, ditto with Creed... both sued by their own fans).

So, he might've done it to protest or whatever and a lawyer, or legally minded friend, might've told him that he can't admit that it was in protest, so he thought about it for a few days and came up with this...

[The Morgasm]

I hope that you come back from all of this.