I Told You Ass Jesters!!!!! Rampage, UFC, FOR REAL - Page 5

cartman · 03-22-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kayo

What's an ass jester(s)?

yes,what indeed.

The Kraken · 03-22-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by paulchu

i'll be honest, i'm a huge fan of Rampage, but at this junction in time, I don't think he has what it takes to beat Chuck "The Eyestab" Liddell.

I'm not even sure if I want him to go to the UFC. Primarily because the UFC does not play to the charismatic sides of fighters.

Pride lets people know Rampage is a charismatic and entertaining fighter, while Joe Rogan cuts off fighters before they can even thank their training partners.

I forsee Rampage taking the UFC contract, losing to Chuck, and having the UFC dropping him after the contract. Pride will no longer care about Jackson after that. (who do you know went FROM pride TO UFC to return?)

And you can quote me on that.

Just for trivia... Semmy. Not that I disagree with you. In fact, good post.

viagrabeer · 03-22-2006, 05:34 PM

I think going to UFC is a good move for him. He's not going to get another title shot in Pride for the foreseeable future... and there are no Chute Boxe fighters in UFC to break his nose/ribs/spirit/etc.

BackBrainKick2 · 03-22-2006, 05:37 PM

Ass Jester? I'm not even mad. I may just sign up for new account just so I can use that name.

Goshinjitsu · 03-22-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by paulchu

ass - buttocks
jester - a person specializing in humor, usually with pranks

ass jester - one who specializes in butt-play or ass-related humor

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anyway... let me just say that i feel vindicated... no one believed me when I posted that thread originally, and the evidence keeps mounting up...

I think we all have to wait a bit longer to see if this pans out. At the moment, I still don't think Rampage is going to the UFC . . . though I hope he does eventually.

The Pancrasist · 03-22-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Kraken

I wonder if Steve Jennum sold him his UFC belt.

Classic!

phantom19 · 03-22-2006, 05:44 PM

Ace818 · 03-22-2006, 05:49 PM

thanx for the info

Green-Goblin · 03-22-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by paulchu

So a few weeks ago, I made this thread:

If you don't have the time to read it, here's the condensed version:

me: There's a good chance Rampage is coming to the UFC!!!! *lists evidence*
sherdog: LOLZ OMG U R TEH LAME, UFC IS 2 POOR TO AFORD RAMPGAE!!!!
me: here is some more evidence...
sherdog: LOLZ PRIDE IS HELLA RICH!!!!!
me: all right... you guys are idiots.

now, feast your eyes on this:

www.rampagestreetsoldier.com

watch the (slow loading) video... he comes in wearing a UFC belt, says that the UFC has a lot of money, and "black folks and money go hand in hand"

now I was a bit wrong about the stipulations, it looks like he's gonna get a full fledged contract, but to all you clowns who said UFC couldn't afford Rampage can lick my balls after jiu jitsu practice.

I believe craig hummer is first in line....

I posted this link on Monday nite, dude............Yeah you are a little late...........

tomatocanwins · 03-22-2006, 05:56 PM

I've heard of an ass clown before but not an ass jester. Also, if it's not official yet then it's kinda early to be telling everyone off. Don't take things personally if people don't believe you on this board when you say "Rampage is signing with the UFC." In my opinion, there are more people on here that say stupid things than those that post intelligently (but there are some good posters on here) and it's difficult to know the credibility of the poster.