I Told You Ass Jesters!!!!! Rampage, UFC, FOR REAL - Page 4

Mikestang · 04:38 PM

Ass jester, that's a new one. I've heard asshole, asshat, assface, assclown, assmunch, and even ass monkey, but not ass jester. I gotta use that one.

Rampage? I hope it happens, but won't hold my breath.

03-22-2006, 04:30 PM

rampage got the best of chuck the first time but there's no way the he ca beat chuck in a rematch chuck will ktfo of him

03-22-2006, 04:37 PM

his just playing with y'all fools he goin singh with the ufc unless dana gives him what he really wants $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

quick5pnt0cobra · 03-22-2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Spawn

ass bandits sounds better

Butt Smugglers

russian · 03-22-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by paulchu

So a few weeks ago, I made this thread:

If you don't have the time to read it, here's the condensed version:

me: There's a good chance Rampage is coming to the UFC!!!! *lists evidence*
sherdog: LOLZ OMG U R TEH LAME, UFC IS 2 POOR TO AFORD RAMPGAE!!!!
me: here is some more evidence...
sherdog: LOLZ PRIDE IS HELLA RICH!!!!!
me: all right... you guys are idiots.

now, feast your eyes on this:

www.rampagestreetsoldier.com

watch the (slow loading) video... he comes in wearing a UFC belt, says that the UFC has a lot of money, and "black folks and money go hand in hand"

now I was a bit wrong about the stipulations, it looks like he's gonna get a full fledged contract, but to all you clowns who said UFC couldn't afford Rampage can lick my balls after jiu jitsu practice.

I believe craig hummer is first in line....

Would you like a cookie?

HellSent · 03-22-2006, 04:39 PM

that video takes too long

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

alvin · 03-22-2006, 04:45 PM

I think we all agree that Rampage would be awesome in the UFC. I actually believe that if the UFC shelled out the dough to pay Royce for one fight, then they will undoubtedly shell out the cash to sign a blue chip fighter who is on most mma fans top ten list for 205.

Garp · 03-22-2006, 04:46 PM

if you look at the video clip section in the breath test his son is wearing the UFC belt, so I still think it is a invitation to the UFC to make an offer.

Rich2006 · 03-22-2006, 04:52 PM

It is sad. Rampage is no kind of savior, he is not a even a decent fighter anymore. He just wants money, he no longer is the fireball that loved the idea of kicking someones ass and not going to jail for it. You can tell when he talks he doesn't care about fighting anymore. If he steps in a ring with Liddell again he isn't going to take Chuck's best shots and keep coming forward, he is going to crumble and then collect his payday. Rampage used to be my favorite fighter but he just doesn't have it any more.

alvin · 03-22-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 0rfeo

rampage got the best of chuck the first time but there's no way the he ca beat chuck in a rematch chuck will ktfo of him

how is there no way Rampage can beat Chuck? it happened once, he beat chuck at his own game, who's to say it won't happen again?

Please do not use the fact that he avenged his losses against horn and couture as supporting evidence.

horn was over matched physically (size, reach etc.) and simply is not on chuck's level as horn is a more natural 185. Randy, though he is world class, was in the twilight of his career. and only beat a chuck liddell that was out of shape, and unprepared for his (couture's) strategy.

rampage has probably the best chance to beat liddell in the near future, and I'm saying this as a HUGE babalu fan.