Hilarious Rampage Quotes

[Miker]

THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING MMA FIGHTER TO EVERY GRAB HOLD OF A MIC!!!

THESE ARE A COUPLE I FOUND AND HEARD THROUGHOUT SHERDOG AND YOUTUBE

Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.”

Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.”

Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
“They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.”

After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…

On what impresses him most about Chuck:
“His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.”

Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”
Rampage: “Manure?”
Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”
Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!”

On being the victor at the end of the fight:
“I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.”

“My style is ‘whoop that ass’”

Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right nwo i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.”

Interviewer:
“Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”
Rampage:
“If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”

Interviewer: “how do you plan on beating sakuraba”
Interviewer: “I am bring my chain in the ring, Sakuraba tapped out four gracies, of course I’m bring my chain wit me”

Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”

“when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a sh*t, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m f*cking, Im gonna f*ck with the Pride belt”

“When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly”

“Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking mutha*****er, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It *****ing hurts.” ”

“I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for black on black crime.”

“I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.”
-On Kevin Randleman

"When I beat wanderlei i'm a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly"

"The fighters in the UFC are good, but a lot of their fights put me to sleep."

"(his words before fight with Ricardo Arona) I wanna fight him because, I don't know him, and he's in the video game, ... and I'm not!!!"

"I don't mean to make excuses for all my losses......but I can make excuses for all my losses"

[MMA Fighta**]

lmao yea those were funny

"In Japan it's so quiet you can hear pin drop. One time, I heard a cute Japanese girl in the front row fart, and she was like hehehe."

[TheSpartan]

Rampage has some of the greatest quotes ever. BY far, hes the funniest, most likeable guy in ALL of MMA. I actually got to meet him in Fresno, California at the No Fear store. He made an appearence there with Cung Le. He was a funny motherfucker. There was this Asian chick, that he kept referring to as Jessica Alba. Funny as fuck.

[Nexumi]

Originally Posted by Miker

THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING MMA FIGHTER TO EVERY GRAB HOLD OF A MIC!!!

THESE ARE A COUPLE I FOUND AND HEARD THROUGHOUT SHERDOG AND YOUTUBE

Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.”

Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.”

Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
“They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.”

After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…

On what impresses him most about Chuck:
“His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.”

Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”
Rampage: “Manure?”
Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”
Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!”

On being the victor at the end of the fight:
“I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.”

“My style is ‘whoop that ass’”

Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right nwo i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.”

Interviewer:
“Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”
Rampage:
“If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”

Interviewer: “how do you plan on beating sakuraba”
Interviewer: “I am bring my chain in the ring, Sakuraba tapped out four gracies, of course I’m bring my chain wit me”

Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”

“when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a sh*t, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m f*cking, Im gonna f*ck with the Pride belt”

“When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly”

“Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking mutha*****er, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It *****ing hurts.” ”

“I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for black on black crime.”

“I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.”
-On Kevin Randleman

Haha, awsome quotes, WAR RAMPAGE!

[Godwithagun]

When I heard the "black on black crime" live, I fell out of my chair, practically crying.....still makes me chuckle.

[subwoofercross]

I liked the token black guy...he was hilarious commentating on that fight.

[HelpYouFall]

Hahahahaha , that's one funny man !

[pakimahi]

My FAVORITE qoute of rampage....he was commentating on a wanderlei fight in pride and Mauro(or one of them) was going on and on about how many ways wanderlei can hurt you..and it was something like:

Mauro: "The pride middleweight champion Wanderlei Silva can hurt you in so many
ways...He's got his strikes,clinch,knees,stomps....

Rampage: "And his breath!!!"


Dude is sooooo funny

[Alonzo Harris]

Originally Posted by Miker

THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING MMA FIGHTER TO EVERY GRAB HOLD OF A MIC!!!

THESE ARE A COUPLE I FOUND AND HEARD THROUGHOUT SHERDOG AND YOUTUBE

Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.”

Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.”

Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
“They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.”

After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…

On what impresses him most about Chuck:
“His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.”

Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”
Rampage: “Manure?”
Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”
Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!”

On being the victor at the end of the fight:
“I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.”

“My style is ‘whoop that ass’”

Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right nwo i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.”

Interviewer:
“Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”
Rampage:
“If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”

Interviewer: “how do you plan on beating sakuraba”
Interviewer: “I am bring my chain in the ring, Sakuraba tapped out four gracies, of course I’m bring my chain wit me”

Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”

“when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a sh*t, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m f*cking, Im gonna f*ck with the Pride belt”

“When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly”

“Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking mutha*****er, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It *****ing hurts.” ”

“I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for black on black crime.”

“I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.”
-On Kevin Randleman

"When I beat wanderlei i'm a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly"

"The fighters in the UFC are good, but a lot of their fights put me to sleep."

"(his words before fight with Ricardo Arona) I wanna fight him because, I don't know him, and he's in the video game, ... and I'm not!!!"

"I don't mean to make excuses for all my losses......but I can make excuses for all my losses"

Great. There's also the quote for his previous stable that was quite something : "Team Oyama, we got something for your momma !"...

[cheche_d]

thats some good stuff! HAHAHA