[jonny rotten]

I would have girls around but my wife would disaprove

[Bathroom stall]

I usually have guys around. Girls just lose interest fast and want to talk.

[randomg1t]

don't show girls mma. remember you're the one with the fighting addiction not her.

[un-bannable]

Originally Posted by Hammer Time

I love MMA and i have girls over at my house and i talk about mma all the time and watching mma with girls ruins it. u have the classic this is so gay, why are they making love and the non stop giggling. this shit drives me crazy. i had my girl at my house and was showin her sum mma and she does nuthing but talk about how gay it is. anytime im watching mma she just laughs. funny thing si though is other girls are the same u try to watch a fight and they talk all through the fight and try to talk to u though the fight. i guess its just a male thing but have any of u guys had girls just ruin a good mma event or a ppv for u by talking laughing and just being girls.

are you sure you were watching with real live girls and not blow up dolls? you can tell us.

and either you are 9 years old or the dumbest individual i have ever seen. you spelled a whole maybe 4 words correctly.

[Ground_Meat]

Originally Posted by Crazy Feet

OH...and BTW it is times like these one needs to ask themselves W.W.C.N.D or...What would Chuck Norris do?

AHAHHAHHAH, bottom of fist to the forehead...CLASSIC

[dropthemits]

yea dude my girlfriend brings us coronas and we watch it together

[Gizzle]

Originally Posted by Remedy Malahide

Maybe you should stop showing them Arona fights?

haha

[jakesteele]

One time before a big ppv event my girlfriend started off about how women have "needs" and I wasn't addressing hers. So I said, "What are your needs, Honey?" She starts off on this long rant and I am nervously eyeing the tv and saying things like, "Yeah, sure, right, huh-huh etc." Finally, just before the main event, she paused to take a breath and I jumped in and said, "Honey, I've just heard your needs, but you need to remember that men have their needs, too." She says to me, "Oh, honey, since we're communicating so well right now and we have an equal and loving relationship tell me your needs." So I said, "Babe, my needs very few and very simple and here they are:

1. GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!!!

2. THEN GET ME A COLD BEER!!!!

3. THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP 'CAUSE THE MAIN EVENT IS ABOUT TO START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Glen Quagmire]

I have some neighbors that have been over while I was watching an event and they are like, "Oh wow, guys rolling around with each other .... I just don't get it." FUCK I want to slap them in the mouth!!

[TriStarGym-MTL]

Originally Posted by ROTTY

She is Slovakian, stunning and loves mma...

ah Eastern Europe chicks...