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I know this thread has been done thousands of times but they always turn out to be incredibly funny and I thought one more couldn't hurt. So what are some funny MMA quotes you guys can think of?
I'll start:
Ross Pointon:"Im from England and we dont fuck about! And come Tuesday, Im going to release my Chi all over Kendall's FACE!"
Mike Goldburg:"You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"
This vid has all the best quotes from Sensei Will Vanders:
In reference to Giant Silva vs James Thompson, Mauro points out...
"There's not a lot of technical prowess on display here, but these two warriors are certainly letting the fireworks go"
or something like that.
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Maksim Pokutnev remembers when he asked Fedor's little daughter if she was afraid for daddy when he steps out in the ring to fight, Mashenka responded, "No, he beats everyone..."
Randy couture commentating- It looks like he blew his wad.
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