I've heard fighters referred to as "gladiators", a whole lot. I also notice that a lot of UFC fighters are mad-gay, and should plz die.
The solution seems to be simple enough. Make a special open-weight tournament, only inviting the shitty fighters everyone hates, and have the fights TO THE DEATH!
My ideas for matchups:
Giant Sylvia vs Big John McCarthy.
Rashad Evans vs Chuck Liddell
Josh Koschek vs Rich Franklin
Diego Sanchez vs Matt Huhges
Cecil Peoples vs Tank Abbott
Now, it might get hard actually killing someone, so perhaps they need weapons of some sort.
My ideas for weapons:
Sylvia - Giant hammer
Big John - Pump-Action shotgun
Rashad - 2-inch pocket knife
Liddell - brass knuckles
Josh - Japanese hand-fan
Rich - Machette
Diego - Bastard Sword
Cecil - Pocket flint
What you think?
