cauliflower ears

underdogmma · 05-12-2007, 10:44 PM

i know it is a dumb question...but i was wondering if anyone knew a way i could give myself cauliflower ears...everything i try does not work

Wander** · 05-12-2007, 10:46 PM

Get your friend to punch you in the ears repeatedly everyday.
Wait...you don't have a friend do you little guy?

ASC101 · 05-12-2007, 10:47 PM

Lay down on a wrestling mat, press your ear against it and proceed to do the Homer Simpson dance, it should work nicely.

ozzie · 05-12-2007, 10:47 PM

1/10 for troll effectiveness.

Country Gravy · 05-12-2007, 10:47 PM

The bigger question is why would you want to?

Booj · 05-12-2007, 10:49 PM

ok get punched in the ears a whole lot

get tribal tattoos on yer arm

and maybe ull get some dumb highschool chick to believe your a fighter

underdogmma · 05-12-2007, 10:49 PM

cause i don't like my ears...i think they are ugly

DemonBlood666 · 05-12-2007, 10:49 PM

Wow, that was the weirdest question ever.

AA's#1Fan · 05-12-2007, 10:51 PM

...........

so do they stick out a bit or something? I'm sure there's surgery for it, in fact I know there is an old friend of mine had it done as a kid.

SORRY FOR FEEDING THE TROLL Y'ALL

TheLastShogun · 05-12-2007, 10:52 PM

sit and pray