My neighbor has had this shelf thing just layin on the side off the house for awhile now. The first time i saw it I realized it would be perfect to keep my boxing gear on, I have alot and now theyre all stuffed in seperate bags. With that they could all be together and get to air out. We arent freindly at all so I have been planning on stealin it for the past few days. I see it and Id fuckin fantasize about havin it for my gear.
Coming home from the gym last night the neighbor is out sweepin the outside (wtf?) and I realize this is my oppurtunity, so I said hey and all that and then asked about the shelf and he said his wife wanted to use it but he wants to get rid of it or something I wasnt payin attention cause I was thinking about the gear on it. I fed him some good neighbor bullshit sayin I didnt want to get him in trouble with his wife all the while luring him into a trap. He blabbered about how he used it in his smoke shop or someshit and the shelves arent deep enough. Anyway, I ended up giving him a five for it and rushin into the house leavin him there to sweep the outside like a dumbass.
Here it is,
It was kinda dirty, and had some sorry ass blue paint job. I was so pumped, I wanted to get some paint to customize it alltle bitand I went to Walmart right away still in my fuckin boxing shoes.
Im plannin on paintin it green wheres it brown now, and black where its blue now.
on the way to Walmart, there was a black dude on a motorized scooter and it was crackin me up. He had like an orange shirt on and shit ahaha. I tried to take a picture of him but the first time I pasted him up and he seemed nervouse so I stopped and waited for him to catch up and tried again, ahahaa you can barely see him
he got scared I guess and maybe thought I was doin a drive by cause he fuckin cut his lights off and turned into a neighborhood AAHAHAHAHAHAA. Also there were these goffy white teenage losers who were talking to some one on the cell phone about taking the bus to that persons bus stop to get them. One of them was a fat pig trailer trash and she asked me if Ive been to Henderson (like a subcity of las vegas) and I said yeah, she asked me about some cross streets that werent in henderson and I said I didnt know. AHAHAHA its gonna take them atleast 2 and a half hours on the bus to get to henderson and it was midnight AHAHAHAAH, they probably never found his ass.
