The Official "How do you feel now that you eat good?" Thread. - Page 11

**King Kabuki** · 03-16-2007, 01:41 PM

Oh yeah.

bacon · 03-16-2007, 02:10 PM

The island of Cyprus once had a rat problem. The locals, in their infinite wisdom, brought in cats by the boat load to solve said rat problem. Anyone care to guess what kind of problem they have now?

erco · 03-16-2007, 02:12 PM

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The island of Cyprus once had a rat problem. The locals, in their infinite wisdom, brought in cats by the boat load to solve said rat problem. Anyone care to guess what kind of problem they have now?

Obesity?

kwmma · 03-16-2007, 02:14 PM

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Obesity?

smart ass...

K...

bacon · 03-16-2007, 02:18 PM

If you mean Feline obesity, then you're close. The island is littered with "cat sanctuaries". Local are encouraged to bring stray cats to these santuaries. Once there, the cats are spayed/neutered and then fed for the rest of their captive lives.

I was a bit surprised when I heard this. I would have thought that since they brought in cats to take care of the rat problem, the logical solution to the cat problem would be dogs. Then to solve the dog problem, you just need to find a culture that thinks dogs are tasty and invite them over for a month or too for a buffet. I know, I know....I'm a genius.

ludichris · 03-16-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bacon

If you mean Feline obesity, then you're close. The island is littered with "cat sanctuaries". Local are encouraged to bring stray cats to these santuaries. Once there, the cats are spayed/neutered and then fed for the rest of their captive lives.

I was a bit surprised when I heard this. I would have thought that since they brought in cats to take care of the rat problem, the logical solution to the cat problem would be dogs. Then to solve the dog problem, you just need to find a culture that thinks dogs are tasty and invite them over for a month or too for a buffet. I know, I know....I'm a genius.

Dog... isnt that, oriental?

When you said this it reminded me of Ari Schaffer

erco · 03-16-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bacon

If you mean Feline obesity, then you're close. The island is littered with "cat sanctuaries". Local are encouraged to bring stray cats to these santuaries. Once there, the cats are spayed/neutered and then fed for the rest of their captive lives.

I was a bit surprised when I heard this. I would have thought that since they brought in cats to take care of the rat problem, the logical solution to the cat problem would be dogs. Then to solve the dog problem, you just need to find a culture that thinks dogs are tasty and invite them over for a month or too for a buffet. I know, I know....I'm a genius.

1 too many degrees of separation. Instead, you just eat the fucking cats.

**King Kabuki** · 03-16-2007, 02:29 PM

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If you mean Feline obesity, then you're close. The island is littered with "cat sanctuaries". Local are encouraged to bring stray cats to these santuaries. Once there, the cats are spayed/neutered and then fed for the rest of their captive lives.

I was a bit surprised when I heard this. I would have thought that since they brought in cats to take care of the rat problem, the logical solution to the cat problem would be dogs. Then to solve the dog problem, you just need to find a culture that thinks dogs are tasty and invite them over for a month or too for a buffet. I know, I know....I'm a genius.

Well the good thing about America is we have plenty cats, dogs, rats, etc. We just have also many many stupid people who believe these animals are little humans, as opposed to what they really are. So now we have dogs and cats wearing clothes, staying in hotels, eating processed quisine, and I'm pretty sure some have cell phones, and the elite have celebrity careers. Thus, they're "beyond" the food chain I guess.

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1 too many degrees of separation. Instead, you just eat the fucking cats.

lol You're killing me with this because you're one of the first people I've ever seen with as much indifference as I have. I LOVE when "activists" get upset at this notion because I always say:

"Look, in different parts of the World they don't have the decadence and surplus we do. If I'm in micronesia somewhere and my only shot at a vigor-sustaining meal is Fido or Fluffy, one if not both of them has GOT to go. I don't give a fuck who cries over it. If it's smaller than me, slower than me, or dumber than me, it's dinner."

One of my favorite Discovery shows was Going Tribal, just to see what Bruce Parry was going to have to eat next. And that guy had balls of solid stone withsome of the shit he ate on account of there was just plain nothing else.

ludichris · 03-16-2007, 02:35 PM

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If it's smaller than me, slower than me, or dumber than me, it's dinner."

Hopefully im at least faster than you

I agree KK, I am waiting for people to start keeping cows in their homes... when that day comes people wont be able to eat cows either...

erco · 03-16-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by King Kabuki

Well the good thing about America is we have plenty cats, dogs, rats, etc. We just have also many many stupid people who believe these animals are little humans, as opposed to what they really are. So now we have dogs and cats wearing clothes, staying in hotels, eating processed quisine, and I'm pretty sure some have cell phones, and the elite have celebrity careers. Thus, they're "beyond" the food chain I guess.

Dude, this isn't much worse than feeding your cat Omega-3 reinforced rats, or giving Kobe Beef cows massages and beer. Think about the quality of the end product. That little shit chihuahua Paris Hilton keeps in her purse, with a little fattening, would taste wonderful.