[TX911]

Originally Posted by Cooz

allright TX

tell us about the time you met Pitt and what happened.

some years ago i was dating a chick (first real serious g/f) who had a pumpkinheaded nerdy ass brother who lives in LA with his hideous girlfriend. I got to Bakersfield to meet her Aunt and Uncle and their spoiled and also hideous cousin. After i survived that garbage fiasco, her brother invited us to stay at his place and he said he had a surprise for us. We get there and the surprise are some lame ass tickets to a Radiohead concert. Of course the hoor i was with thinks Thom Yorke's ass causes the sun rise so i get drug to that boring fucking waste of 3 hours with pumpkinhead, his hideous g/f and my annoying g/f. Long story short Pitt and Aniston were there as well, and we were standing outside the venue when my girlfriend tapped me on the shoulder with the whole "oh my god, oh my god it's Brad Pitt" bullshit. So i turn around and there he is not 3 feet away from us talking to some jackass with a pink shirt on. I couldn't believe it. Him and aniston both didn't even look real. That's when i stopped being impressed with his physique. I can starve myself and suck down Clen and Benadryl too

[ozzie]

KK's pics reminded me of Christian Bale. I don't know if it's juice, but he made one hell of a transformation from 2004 to 2005. Here he is on the right in The Machinist (2004) and on the left in Batman Begins (2005).

[TX911]

Originally Posted by ozzie

KK's pics reminded me of Christian Bale. I don't know if it's juice, but he made one hell of a transformation from 2004 to 2005. Here he is on the right in The Machinist (2004) and on the left in Batman Begins (2005).

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post of the day

[TX911]

i see you lurking MM, post goddamn it

[MikeMartial]

Just reading the news and enjoying the entertaining banter.

[King Kabuki]

I did read your whole lame post. And I still don't give shit about Marion Jones going to jail. ya, harrison, palmeiro, etc. should too if they lied in a federal investigation. I agree completely, but your post sure as hell sounds to me like "well if you aren't doing it to them don't do it to marion" instead of "you got it right with marion so you should get it right with them." And you are making some incredibly retarded leaps to say that the investigators are cheating. Investigators can do whatever the hell they want, the litmus test is whether or not it will hold up in court. If it does, then by definition they weren't cheating.

Incredibly retarded? lol

The information is very available to you. Just because you choose ignorance doesn't mean whomever disagrees with you based on actual fact must be "incredibly retarded". Investigators absolutely cannot do "whatever they want"...that's as retarded a statement as a person in a Country with Laws can make.

what exactly is this about? So you're saying you know for a fact that there weren't unidentified sources? And before you say that they are bs, you do realize that's how crimestoppers and all those things work right, by being an "unidentified source".

Crimestoppers do not have access to confidential Medical records. Do you understand what confidential means? Do you understand that even if that information was "anonymously" leaked, it can't be used in a Court by Law because it's privileged information?

thats exactly what i said, is it not?

No, you said investigators can do whatever the hell they want, which is asinine.

[Forsaken]

Originally Posted by King Kabuki

But it gets better. Apparently a guy named Jeff Novitzky has something to do with all of this Federal Investigating. From Marion's case, to the whole BALCO scandal, to pharmacy busts, to these prosecutions for lying. He was at Bonds' and Jones' trials. Wanna know what his association is? He's an IRS agent. Yes, the tax people. In fact, ex-NFL Pro Bowler Dana Stubblefield just plead guilty in a lying about steroids case. Who did he lie to? Why none other than Jeff Novitzky. Yes, he's being prosecuted based on lying to a tax man...about steroids. Isn't that wonderful? So now if someone who works for the IRS asks you about steriods and you're an athlete, and you tell them you don't do them, but then some "investigative reporting" reveals that you did use them at one point, you're going to jail.

Novitzki was indeed an IRS agent, but he was in the Criminal Investigations unit. It was his job to investigate financial aspects of drug trafficking. He was asking questions in regards to a federal investigation into Balco's illegal drug sales. You do not lie to a federal investigator; the althletes lying about Balco impeded his investigation.

[ozzie]

Originally Posted by TX911

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post of the day

Do I get a gold star for being ignorant and uneducated?

[King Kabuki]

Novitzki was indeed an IRS agent, but he was in the Criminal Investigations unit. It was his job to investigate financial aspects of drug trafficking. He was asking questions in regards to a federal investigation into Balco's illegal drug sales. You do not lie to a federal investigator; the althletes lying about Balco impeded his investigation.

BALCO wasn't making illegal drug sales. Everything they did dealt with prescriptions regarding steroid use. To my knowledge there weren't any convictions for illegal trafficking. Victor Conte plead on charges of conspiracy to distribute steroids (not drug trafficking) and laundering a portion of the check. The "conspiracy to" portion of the wording in that charge refers to that they couldn't prove he was doing anything illegally.

If this is an attempt to save face for not getting him, then IMO it's a shameful one.

[Forsaken]

All of the athletes had prescriptions for what they were taking?


What I mentioned earlier was just what I remember from Game of Shadows.